””/Heem/”’ – The Minecraft SMP Legend

Carols, celebration, christmas tree, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, happy holidays, heem, holiday, jolly, joy, legend, Merry Christmas, Minecraft, Nativity, reindeer, Santa Claus, Season, smp, Snow, Winter

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a jolly good time filled with explosive pranks, wild treasure hunts, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play hide and seek.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is ruled by a talking chicken named Sir Clucksalot who has a taste for adventure and a knack for leading epic quests. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party at the Nether portal complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie DJs.

So come on, grab your pixelated pickaxe and join us for a Christmas like no other on /heem/!

Eastern Silk 1.20.1

#Textiles, 1.20.1, art, Asian crafts, Asian thread, craft supplies, Crafting, Cultural, design, diy, eastern, embroidery, embroidery thread, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, needlecraft, needlework, Sewing, silk, stitching, textile art, Traditional

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2544	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
New Chunks Explored:	445361	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a freakin’ trip to Asia without leaving your mom’s basement!

We got pandas, bamboo forests, and even ninja villages for you to explore.

And get this, you can ride on a dragon and battle other players in epic kung fu showdowns.

Plus, there’s a secret hot spring where you can chill with geishas and samurais after a long day of mining and crafting.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get our Asian adventure on!

SecretSibsMC Server

appease, boardmate, Boyfriend, brother, Chores, Department, Drama, fresh produce, friend group, groceries, husband and wife, Infidelity, love, mutual friend group, negotiator, Party, secret relationship, SecretSibsMC, Server, situationship, vegetable vendors, yard shift

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	210
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magic Items Found:	1510	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where you can witness the epic love triangle between Alice, her boyfriend, and her boardmate’s brother!

Watch as Alice’s boardmate’s brother goes above and beyond to win her heart, from doing all the chores to driving her around like a chauffeur. And don’t worry, fresh produce from Alice’s family’s vegetable business is included in the deal!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for secret relationships, betrayals, and negotiations that would make even the most seasoned diplomat jealous. Will Alice choose her boyfriend or her boardmate’s brother? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky Minecraft server! Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions.

DoggyStyleCraft

bells on collar, black lab, dark black coat, dog coat, DoggyStyleCraft, lawsuit, nearly blind, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, reflective coat, reflective spray paint, reflective tape, Rural area, Safety, shared road, stubborn neighbor, support dog, Vandalism, VISIBILITY, winter coat, winter months

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Secret Passages Found:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Hey there Minecrafters! So, picture this: you’re living in a rural area, minding your own business, when suddenly your blind neighbor’s support dog keeps blending into the dark winter mornings like a ninja in a black coat. You’re just trying to drive to your virtual mine, but you keep almost running over this stealthy pup!

But fear not, for our server has the solution! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging invisible dogs on the road, only to have a hero emerge and save the day with reflective spray paint! Who needs bells when you can have a glowing dog beacon guiding your way?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, just wait until you hear about the neighbor’s step-nephew and his plumbing adventures. It’s a soap opera waiting to happen, folks! So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the danger, and the doggy dilemmas that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs lawsuits when you have virtual adventures like these? Join now and let the chaos begin!

LateLifeLessonsMC SMP

hindsight, late bloomer, LateLifeLessonsMC, life advice, Life Changes, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learning, life lessons, life mistakes, life realizations, life reflections, life regrets, life revelations, life transformations, Maturity, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, smp, wisdom

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

OMG guys, so like, I was playing on this totally epic Minecraft SMP and I learned this lesson way too late in life, like seriously. So, like, I was building this huge castle out of diamond blocks, right? And I didn’t realize until way later that you could actually fly in creative mode. Like, why didn’t anyone tell me this sooner?! I could have saved so much time and effort, ugh.

But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!

WarlockWorks

alchemist, Conjurer, Druid, Enchanter, fortune teller, Mage, magician, Medium, mystic, Necromancer, occultist, psychic, Seer, Shaman, Sorcerer, spellcaster, spiritualist, warlock, WarlockWorks, witch doctor, wizard

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers filled with basic bros and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate hangout spot for all the warlocks, wizards, and witchy men out there!

Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!

UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!

cables, Communication, critical infrastructure, cybersecurity, data, Defense, Digital, EuroBoom, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, internet, Network, policy, Protection, Risk, SECURITY, Technology, time bomb, undersea infrastructure, UnderseaCraft, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!

NapCraft: Problem-Solving ZZZ

#ProblemSolving, Ability, afternoon nap, brain function, cognitive function, creative problem solving, findings, improve, mental clarity, nap benefits, nap time, Napcraft, new study, problem-solving skills, productivity, research, REST, Sleep, sleep study, SOLVE, study, target problems, zzz.

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER AND U CAN NAP ALL DAY TO BECOME A MINECRAFT GENIUS!!! U CAN SOLVE PROBLEMS LIKE A WIZARD AFTER A GOOD NAP, U CAN BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS IN UR SLEEP!!! ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT, IF U NAP ENOUGH TIMES, U CAN FLY IN MINECRAFT WITHOUT A ELYTRA!!! JOIN NOW AND NAP UR WAY TO VICTORY, WOOHOO!!!

CootMC

alliances, Bosses, Brewery, Challenges, Character, CootMC, Dungeon, Economy, Kingdom, Leaderboards, Medieval, mobs, music discs, Perks, Quests, Rewards, Roleplay, Skills, smp, TOWN, Trading, Wars

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4062
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

CootMC Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Custom Dungeon	Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards
Roleplay System	Create unique characters and work for your town
Player-run Economy	Trade in gold and items with other players
Skill Levelling System	Track and improve your skills for unique perks
Quests System	Complete challenges for special rewards
Other Features	Custom music discs and brewery

FAQs

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

Q: Can I create my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.

Q: Are there regular events on the server?

A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.

TinyCraft – Spanish Indie 1.21.1

1.21.1, Bait, Chuubas, clean thread, Community, Corpos, discussion, ESmol, ESpanish, Favorite, Garbage, ignoring, Independent creators, indie, offtopic, Reporting, Small, Spanish, spanish language, Spanish-speaking, tinycraft, virtual youtubers, Vtubers

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Zombie Dances:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we talk about our fave Spanish-speaking smol indie vtubers! Like, forget about those big chuubas and corpos, they ain’t welcome here. We keep it real with the underground virtual YouTubers, ya feel me? So, if you wanna be part of the coolest community on the block, hit up this server and let’s chat about our vtuber obsessions together. Don’t let the haters bring us down, let’s keep this thread clean and ignore all the bait and offtopic garbage. Let’s show ’em how we do it in the virtual world!

GraveGamer Minecraft SMP

Afterlife, burial, cemetery, commemoration, death, epitaph, ETERNAL, Farewell, final wishes, GraveGamer, gravestone, Inscription, last words, Legacy, memorial, memorialization, Minecraft, mortality, Remembrance, resting place, smp, Tombstone, Tribute

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9636
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Lol, ok so like, imagine this Minecraft server where we all just like, build stuff and blow stuff up and have epic battles with mobs and stuff. It’s like, the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in Minecraft, bro. And get this, if you die, you get to have a custom gravestone with a hilarious message on it. Like, mine would say “Here lies Bob, died trying to ride a pig off a cliff.” Haha, classic Bob, amirite? So yeah, if you wanna join this crazy fun server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down and join us! We can’t wait to see what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to.

PixelPrideCraft

Accomplishments.., Achievements, best work, Development, memorable experiences., Milestones, noteworthy milestones, personal achievements, personal growth, PixelPrideCraft, platform achievements, platform success, progress, proud accomplishments, proud achievements, proud moments, self improvement, self reflection, significant progress, standout moments, success stories

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	483486
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Oh, let me tell you about the time I built a giant statue of a potato riding a llama on this server! It was a masterpiece, truly a work of art. And the best part? The llama was actually shooting lasers from its eyes. It was epic.

But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

DoggoCraft Minecraft Server

accident, Airline Mishap, American Airlines, animal companion, Army Helicopter, aviation incident, canine companion, Delayed Departure, dog, DoggoCraft, Figure Skater, Flight Cancellation, flight disruption, Military Collision, Minecraft, missed flight, pet owner, Server, Transportation Troubles, Travel Delay, travel woes, unexpected circumstances, unforeseen events

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, imagine this: a figure skater, right, he like, misses his flight because his dog, like, ate his boarding pass or something, and then, BAM, that flight he missed, it like, collides with an army helicopter. crazy, right? well, that figure skater, he like, tells his story on our minecraft server, and you can, like, hear all about it while building epic castles and battling dragons. join now for the most insane stories and the best minecraft gameplay ever!

CraftyCreeperGriefers

anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperGriefers, Destruction, germany, hate crime, historical vandalism, History, Holocaust, Holocaust education, Holocaust remembrance, Jewish history, memorial, Memorial Defacement, memorial site, Monument, Nazi regime, Remembrance, Tragedy, vandalized, war memorial, world war II

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ skittles, it’s cray cray! Plus, we got dis epic story where da Holocaust Memorial in Germany got vandalized… by a gang of evil chickens! Yeah, you heard me right, CHICKENS! So if you wanna join in on da wackiness and chaos, come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! Peace out, homies!

TeaTime SMP

Builders, Characters, custom character creation, custom races, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Farmers, LGBTQ, Minecraft enjoyers, perfect server, Plugins, REDSTONERS, relaxed rules, shopping districts, smp, story line, Teatime, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

Version	1.21.4
Discord	https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm

Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.

Server Specialty:

Fun and Engaging Datapacks
Fun and Engaging Plugins
9 Custom races to choose from
Shopping Districts
Unique and Engaging Events
An Intriguing storyline any player can join
Custom Character Creation

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the Tea Time SMP server?

To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.

2. What types of players are you looking for?

We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.

3. Are donations required to play on the server?

Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.

4. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.

5. What makes Tea Time SMP unique?

We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.

6. Are there voice chat requirements on the server?

We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.

7. Where can I find the server rules?

You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Potions Brewed:	69	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!