HedgeCraft Minecraft Server: Where even Endermen can’t resist buying up all the houses!

Buying, endermen, finance, Hedge Funds, Hedgecraft, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing crisis, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market dynamics, housing market ethics, housing market impact, housing market trends, housing speculation, Investment, Legal, market manipulation, Minecraft, property management, real estate, real estate investment, regulations, rental properties, Resist, Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1675
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Towns Built:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of living in a boring old house on a regular Minecraft server? Well, look no further because on our server, hedge funds are buying up houses left and right! Why, you ask? Because they’re tired of living in their mansions made of diamonds and gold, of course! So come join us and experience the thrill of having your house bought out from under you by a group of greedy investors. It’s like playing Monopoly, but with creepers and zombies instead of thimbles and top hats. Who knew capitalism could be so fun in the world of Minecraft?

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Enchantments Applied:	65	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchantments Applied:	226	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2760	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Potions Brewed:	45	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9360
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Votes:	2664	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Votes:	6098
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	1755

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5774
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Star Shards Collected:	255
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3960
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Animals Bred:	151	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Endless Night Skies:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	1088

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?