Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

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🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Crops Grown:	3065	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mines Excavated:	3240
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8444
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

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Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Star Shards Collected:	71
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyNoobsBegone

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Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	1953	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

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so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

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lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	24

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Brainy Sleepy Check

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So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Amazing SMP

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[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Xique Xique Network

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Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

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Enival Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What kind of server is Enival?	Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
Are there any mods/datapacks on the server?	Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
Is there a whitelist on the server?	Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
Can players suggest changes for the server?	Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
How can I join the server?	You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Shark Date Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchantments Applied:	283

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BoomerCamBlocker420

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.