🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Endless Night Skies: 4
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Mining Network General
    Are you tired of losing in your regular Minecraft SMP? Well, fear not, because our server is the place where the losers go to win! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Imagine a world where the banlist is constantly changing, just like your chances of survival in this crazy Minecraft world. With events like the AMC Cup 11, where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming releases that will blow your mind, like the Quarter Century Trinity Box and the Structure Deck: Blue Eyes White Destiny. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of such epic moments in Minecraft history?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the only thing that’s banned is boredom!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • 🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to the Minecraft server “Bestix” – the ideal place for true survivalists and builders! Here you will find unique custom crafts where you can create the most powerful items and tools. We also have a buyer ready to buy your valuable materials for generous sums, as well as a store with a wide range of goods and blocks to enhance your gaming experience. Improve your items with new enchantments on the server!

    Join clans, team up with like-minded people and fight for territories and resources. Create your own unique buildings and take part in exciting events and quests on the “Bestix” server! Don’t miss the chance to become part of our friendly community and conquer new heights in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server

    Lesbian BFF Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of wandering the virtual world of Minecraft alone, desperately searching for your lesbian BFF who will save you by forcing you to talk about your feelings? Look no further! Join our server and embark on a hilarious journey filled with outrageous adventures and unexpected friendships.

    Day 651 of manifesting your dream BFF is finally here, and she’s waiting for you on our server! Together, you’ll conquer epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even have a heart-to-heart about your deepest emotions. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

    Don’t waste another minute trying to find your soulmate in the vast expanse of the Minecraft universe. Join our server today and let the magic of friendship (and maybe a little bit of romantic tension) unfold before your very eyes. It’s time to bring back the day counter and start counting down to the best virtual friendship of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 26 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP

    “The Trusty Anon” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience thrilling adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of rogue players start a prank war that escalates into a full-blown TNT explosion extravaganza. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure, only to realize it’s guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas wearing diamond armor.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary faction known as the Potato Knights, who ride into battle on giant baked potatoes and wield swords made of french fries. Join them if you dare, but be prepared for their potato pun-filled battle cries.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Trust me, anon, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can talk to animals just like Road and Gerd? Forget needing an inbetween like the strawhats, we’ve got the real deal here! Imagine riding into battle on the back of a talking pig or having a conversation with a wise old chicken. The possibilities are endless on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you befriend enough animals, they’ll even help you mine for diamonds! So come on down and join us for some animal-talking shenanigans. Who needs a giant ability when you’ve got a talking sheep by your side?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8377 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Christpill Minecraft SMP

    The Christpill Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. It’s a madhouse of fun and frivolity, and you won’t want to miss out!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got a secret weapon to entice you even further. Our resident pastor is not your average preacher – he’s a Minecraft mastermind who will guide you on your spiritual journey through the blocky world. Take the “christpill” and watch his mind-blowing sermons that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness! Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server

    Small Asian Ex Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where anything is possible, including the most unexpected love stories! Join us and witness the wild adventures of small Asian exes marrying big, hairy bearded BWC lumberjack type white DILFs who are way more masc than you could ever imagine.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such a unique blend of romance, comedy, and pure chaos all in one place? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most outrageous love stories in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even find your own unexpected match made in blocky heaven! So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server like no other.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP

    Hungry Yaymes Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most whimsical and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the enchanting world of elementals where you can frolic with fairies, unicorns, and maybe even a dragon or two (if you’re lucky)!

    But that’s not all – our dimension is filled with yume kawaii fairyy-kei cubes and things that will make your builds the envy of all other players. Show off your creativity and let your imagination run wild as you craft the most fantastical creations imaginable.

    And let’s not forget about the Hunger Yaymes – a thrilling competition where you must battle it out to see who can survive the longest without food. It’s a test of skill, strategy, and sheer willpower. Will you emerge victorious or succumb to the hunger pangs?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our magical Yaycation and experience the love, the laughter, and the YAYLY madness that awaits you! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)! YAYS!!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8 Farms Harvested: 957
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    New Chunks Explored: 964028 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Emeralds Found: 6470 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7160
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 106 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Villages Defended: 17 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 156 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Magic Items Found: 2192
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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