Heckin Depopulated Minecraft SMP

Applicants, blockquotepHeckin, Competition, depopulated, depopulation, economic struggle, Economy, high demand, housing crisis, housing shortage, job competition, job market, job scarcity, Job Search, low supply, Minecraft, minimum wage, overpopulation, population decline, SMPpblockquote, studio apartment, traffic jams, unemployment, waiting in line

🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UgandanRejectsCraft

Africa, African, asylum laws, asylum policy, asylum process, asylum seekers, asylum seekers rights, deportation, Europe, Government, immigration, international relations, Migration, Netherlands, policy, Refugee Crisis, refugee resettlement., Refugees, REJECTED, uganda, UgandanRejectsCraft

lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Mickey Mouse Craft Land

animated films, branding, Business, Characters, Company, Craft, Disney, Entertainment, Failure, iconic, idiom, idiosyncratic, Land, Legacy, media conglomerate, merchandise, Mickey, mickey mouse, Mouse, Operation, spropos, success, theme parks, Walt Disney

Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Air Quality Craft

Air, air monitoring, air pollution, air quality, Atmospheric science, climate change, climate policies, Craft, data analysis, data trends, emissions control, environmental impact, environmental improvements, environmental regulations, new york city, Nº2, PM2.5, pollution reduction, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, public health, Quality, urban air quality

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Anarchy Unfiltered

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Survival Multiplayer Creative Adventure PVP Skyblock Vanilla Economy Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Prison Faction Pixelmon Modded Flatworld Whitelisted Quests Bedwars Parkour, Vanilla

Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6556	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

forteuropa

Community, FortEuropa, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, protected, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
New Chunks Explored:	640067	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NexusDark: Where stealing hearts and diamonds is the norm on SMP!

advertising, alive, bedrock, Chat, Cracked, Daily, diamonds, Discord, first server, Hearts, Join, Login, messages, Minecraft, NexusDark, norm, Players, PROFESSIONAL, Server, Server Uptime, Small Community, smp, stealing, Supported

Minecraft Server Overview

Players Online	1-2 daily
Server Uptime	89.71%
Chat Activity	No
Server Type	Cracked with login, Bedrock not supported

If you want to join, please visit our Discord server.

We may not have professional advertising messages, but we have a small community that plays daily. Join us and be a part of it!

FAQs

Q: How many players are online daily?

A: 1-2 players are online daily.

Q: What is the server uptime?

A: The server uptime is 89.71%.

Q: Is the chat active on the server?

A: No, the chat is not very active.

Q: What type of server is it?

A: It is a cracked server with login, and Bedrock edition is not supported.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server using the link provided above to get started.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8060	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Emeralds Found:	8662	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Magic Items Found:	5066	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	102	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

/v/ermins, Babes, blocky, bugmen, Compulsory Client, Degenerates, discord trannies, dramaniggers, Emulator guides, Events, EXILIUM, fading starlight, GF1 Resources, Girl’s Frontline, Girls’ Frontline 2, Halloween 2024, irradiant awakening, Isolation Forest, Labyrinthine Defense, lore material, lurk before posting., major event, MICA/Sunborn games, Minecraft, Neural Cloud, Neural Upgrade, News, PNC Resources, pre-register, ranking rerun, Re-Supply Gacha, retards, Reverse Collapse: Code Name Bakery, SEAniggers, Server, Story summary, Sunborn ID, Targeted Search, Tourists, translated story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

action, audience preferences, controversial, crime, culture, Dark, Drama, Entertainment, graphic, Gritty, Media, Minecraft, programming, shows, smp, societal impact, societal issues, society, television, television industry, Thriller, tv shows, violence

Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AwkwardlyAcceptable – Minecraft SMP

awkward, AwkwardlyAcceptable, BIZARRE, conformity, Etiquette, Manners, Minecraft, odd, out of place, peer pressure, smp, social behavior, social conformity, social constructs, social norms, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unconventional

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is anything but ordinary!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs out of its beak, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper Disco,” where players can show off their best dance moves while avoiding exploding creepers on the dance floor.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those exploding creepers)!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyNoobsBegone

ANNOYED, annoying questions, constantly repeating, CraftyNoobsBegone, drained, exasperated, exhausted, explaining over and over, explaining the obvious, explaining the same thing, fed up, Frustration, over it, patience wearing thin, repeating myself, same old questions, tired of explaining, Tiresome, Weary, worn out

Are you tired of explaining to people why you haven’t left your house in days because you’re too busy building the most epic Minecraft castle known to man? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and never have to explain your addiction to pixelated blocks again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge you to a build battle. So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to impress the legendary Herobrine with your blocky creations!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Farms Harvested:	398
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NukeCraft Server: Zelensky’s Dilemma

arms control, cold war, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Dilemma, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, nato, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, peace negotiations, political decision making, SECURITY, Server, soviet union, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

so like, this server is lit af, like you gotta join cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got like, flying pigs and dancing llamas, it’s cray cray. and get this, if you join, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite?

and like, the owner of the server is a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. one time, someone wished for a million diamonds and poof, they got it. true story, bro.

plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor. but shhh, it’s a secret, so don’t tell anyone.

so like, join now or forever miss out on the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. #bestserverever #unicornsarethecoolest

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Magic Items Found:	8548	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SinwarCraft: RIP Yahya Hamas

Assassination, confirmation, Conflict, death, Defense, extremist, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, News, palestine, Politics, RIP, SECURITY, SinwarCraft, Terrorism, Yahya, Yahya Sinwar

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server! like, you join and suddenly there’s a whole war going on between the IDF and Hamas. you gotta pick a side and fight for your faction! but watch out for Yahya Sinwar, he’s a total boss with a diamond sword. join our server for epic battles and crazy drama, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	New Chunks Explored:	989981
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Brainy Sleepy Check

alertness assessment, Australian, brain activity, brain-based measure, Brainy, CHECK, chronic sleepiness, cognitive function, Diagnosis, exam alertness, fatigue management, machinery operation, neuroscience, Public Safety, researchers, safe driving, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep health, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleepy, two minutes

So, like, imagine this, mate. You’re playing on this epic Minecraft server, right? And get this, they got this crazy new feature where they can tell if you’re too sleepy to play! Like, in just two minutes, they can figure out if you’re gonna fall asleep at the wheel or while fighting off creepers. It’s like having a personal sleep detective watching over you while you mine and build. Join now and never worry about dozing off mid-game again!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Amazing SMP

Adventure, Balanced, building, Community, Conquer, Cross-Play, Economy, Empire, endless possibilities, Exploration, fair, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, pay to win, Resources, Survival, team-up, THRIVING, Trade, Wild

[EN] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival-focused Minecraft server where adventure, community, and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities as you gather resources, build your dreams, and trade with others in a thriving economy. With no pay-to-win mechanics, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you’re looking to conquer the wild, create your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join us now and be part of an amazing survival experience! [BG] Welcome to Amazing SMP, a survival focused server where adventure, community and economy come together! Explore a world of endless possibilities, gather resources, build your dreams and trade with others in a booming economy. Without any pay-to-win mechanisms, every player can enjoy a fair and balanced experience. Whether you want to conquer the wild, build your own empire, or team up with friends, Amazing SMP is where your journey begins. Join now and be a part of the amazing survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Xique Xique Network

Bedwars, clan system, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, exchanges, Gaming, KitPvP, Minecraft, minecraft server, multiplayer, Network, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, sandbox game, Server, Survival, survival mode, virtual world, Warps, Xique Network

Xique Network Xique is our server network, here you can find Survival Mode which has an advanced clan system, economy, exchanges, warps, events and many other things! And Bedwars is in development, which will be released soon! Additionally we have a Discord server with 3000+ people

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Crops Grown:	8975
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.