🤣 Are you tired of the chaos and competition in the real world? Come join our Minecraft SMP where the only traffic jam you’ll encounter is a herd of pigs blocking your path! 🐷 Need a job? We’ve got plenty of opportunities for you to become a professional block builder or a creeper wrangler. 💼 And don’t worry about housing, we have plenty of cozy caves and luxurious treehouses available for you to claim as your own. 🏠 Join us and escape the madness of the real world, where the only thing you’ll be competing for is who can build the biggest statue of a chicken riding a pig! 🐔🐖 #MinecraftMadness #EscapeReality

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Vanishing Items Found: 4
Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Dragon Scales Harvested: 111 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • AC Off Minecraft Server

    AC Off Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the cold-hearted roommates and their icy reign of terror? Look no further! Our server is set to a cozy 100 degrees at all times, ensuring you never have to wear a hoodie and sweatpants indoors again!

    Join us and experience the warmth of a community that understands the true meaning of comfort. Say goodbye to space heaters, heated blankets, and snuggies – on our server, the only thing heating you up will be the fiery passion for building and exploring!

    Don’t be an “complete asshole” like those roommates, join our server and bask in the toasty glow of friendship and fun. Plus, our utility bill is so low, you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank! So come on in, the lava’s fine!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 12
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • VomitVibesCraft

    VomitVibesCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotions and chaos that will make you question your own sanity.

    Our server is like no other, with players who will make you feel like you’re living in a real-life soap opera. From dramatic arguments over the best building materials to intense rivalries over who has the best pet wolf, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we also offer a unique parenting simulation experience! Join our server and experience what it’s like to have a child who constantly complains about their stomach hurting and refuses to eat. Will you choose the chicken pot pie route or opt for DoorDash? The choice is yours, but be prepared for the consequences – like your child gagging and coughing from all the food talk.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a roller coaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ScareFlicksMC SMP

    ScareFlicksMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will have you on the edge of your seat at all times? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on creepers. Or how about trying to build a cozy little cottage while being bombarded by flying squids armed with tridents?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous haunted mansion, where players have reported hearing ghostly whispers and seeing mysterious figures lurking in the shadows. Are you brave enough to explore its dark corridors and uncover its secrets?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and leave you screaming for more, join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlockCraft911

    BlockCraft911
    Did you know that on our Minecraft server, if you build a house out of diamond blocks, you become invincible in real life? Yep, it’s true! We’ve had players survive shark attacks, dodge speeding cars, and even survive a zombie apocalypse all because they built a diamond house on our server. So come join us and start building your diamond fortress today – you never know when it might just save your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 42 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!

    ChaklunCraft – Dominate the Skies!
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE WANTS IN ON THE ACTION? WE GOT DRONES THAT ARE “ELECTRONIC WARFARE RESISTANT” JUST LIKE THE CHAKLUN DRONE!

    IMAGINE FLYING AROUND IN MINECRAFT, DODGING ATTACKS FROM OTHER PLAYERS, JUST LIKE A REAL DRONE IN BATTLE!

    JOIN US NOW FOR A CHANCE TO EXPERIENCE THE THRILL OF WARFARE IN A BLOCKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS UKRAINE WHEN YOU GOT US, AMIRITE? LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Zombie Dances: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Crops Grown: 9835
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Centurion

    Centurion

    A friendly Lifesteal Server feel free to join. We are a community open to all and we feature lifesteal, a shop, tpa and so much more.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Border 512×512

    Border 512×512

    Hello, Welcome to Border 512×512, as the name suggests, the world is only 512×512! We hope you join and wish you a good time! More information in the discord.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8512 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 544501 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Ores Mined: 9403 Evil Lairs Raided: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 41 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Villages Defended: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 31 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Farms Harvested: 149
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Enchantments Applied: 287
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Secret Passages Found: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Potions Brewed: 59 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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