Heavnx Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Enchantments Applied:	52
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1411
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1325
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	New Chunks Explored:	127090
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2310	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Mines Excavated:	3331	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Void Armor Forged:	25	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Projections Made:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Votes:	6310
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6861	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

Players:	91/200	Votes:	7909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	717	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	39573
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1