HeartlessCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	217	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Meteorites Collected:	3
Potions Brewed:	92	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	107	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7874
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Towns Built:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	3403	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	266
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	126

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Falling into the Void:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4962
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Runes Activated:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Emeralds Found:	4988

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magic Items Found:	6899
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Potions Brewed:	67	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	300	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Zombie Dances:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	1866	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Farms Harvested:	546
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1