HeartKillerMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6234
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

No Good Exclusive Games Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no exclusive games to keep you entertained? Well, look no further because our server has the most insane and outrageous games you’ve ever seen! We’ve got “TNT Tag” where you have to run around trying not to explode, “Sheep Wars” where you ride sheep into battle, and “Pig Jousting” where you compete to be the ultimate pig rider! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of explosions!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Divine Spears Created:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoBroMoveIn Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of having your personal space invaded by family members in need? Do you value your peace and quiet more than anything else? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual house and never have to worry about relatives moving in!

We understand the struggle of having toddlers running around all day, which is why we offer a safe haven for those who want to escape the chaos of family life. Our server is the perfect place for introverts who just want to be left alone in their own little world.

Join now and experience the joy of having your own space without any unwanted guests. Build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content, all without the guilt of turning away family members in need. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your peace and quiet – join our server and live your best life!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SisRevealNoParentsAITA

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can have your own private gender reveal party without anyone yelling at you? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can pop party poppers with your fiancé in peace, without any judgment from controlling parents or self-centered siblings.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where you can celebrate your pregnancy however you want, whether it’s in a private chat with your virtual friends or with a giant gender reveal build that will blow everyone’s minds. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and enjoy some well-deserved relaxation.

So why wait? Join us now and let’s celebrate your pregnancy in style, Minecraft style! And remember, on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your gender reveal party. Let’s build some memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

FashionDisasterMC SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only acceptable clothing item is a banana suit? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the only way to truly survive and thrive is by dressing like a giant piece of fruit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try your luck at the cursed mineshaft, where the walls are made of cheese and the creepers have learned how to breakdance. But beware, for only the bravest and most foolish players dare to enter this treacherous place.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your banana suit ripped).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Crops Grown:	3219	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

DepressCraft: Punching Pixels, Building Smiles

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Are you tired of battling the creepers in Minecraft only to be hit with real-life creepers like depression? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for on our server, we have a secret weapon against the darkness – meme-powered armor! That’s right, suit up in the dankest memes and watch as your depression runs away in fear!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a magical potion known as the Potion of Positivity. Just one sip and you’ll be spreading good vibes like a pro, turning even the grumpiest of zombies into happy-go-lucky villagers.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to depression and hello to a world of laughter, memes, and endless adventures!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Back To The Craft

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to the future but with blocky graphics and creepers. we got time-traveling pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies drop sick beats.

if u join now, u might even stumble upon a portal to the 80s where u can battle pixelated dinosaurs and ride neon-colored unicorns. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn ur dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

so come on, hop on this minecraft time machine and let’s make history together. cuz who needs “Back To The Future” when u can have “Block To The Future” on this server?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ChatGPT’s AI Shenanigans

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so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re in a world where the AI models are like, trying to be all super smart and stuff. but, like, they can’t even answer basic questions, man! it’s like talking to a potato with a calculator. but hey, that’s what makes it fun, right? join us for a wild ride of confusion and chaos as we navigate through the nonsensical world of AI gone wrong. who needs logic when you have a server this crazy? come join us and see for yourself, it’s a trip you won’t forget!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Galactic Griefers Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server where you can explore the depths of Shattered Space and uncover hidden secrets!

With a new beta update that allows you to ride REV-8 vehicles, you’ll be zooming through the galaxy in no time. And don’t forget about our upcoming free Doom mod that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all, we have exclusive interviews with Todd himself confirming a second DLC and a NG+(+) feature that will keep you coming back for more. Plus, with customizable difficulty, 3D maps, ship decorations, and official mod support, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime in a world where the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Pressure From Brazil’s Elon Musk – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen.

Rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a secret member of our server, bowing to pressure from Brazil’s top court just to keep playing with us. And that’s not all – a Chechen warlord even accused Elon of remotely disabling his Cybertruck in a fit of jealousy over his epic builds.

So if you want to join a server where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion and the adventures are as wild as riding a pig off a cliff, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5765	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NieceCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we prioritize your gaming needs over everything else! Just like this mom prioritized her niece over her own daughter, we make sure you get the best gaming experience possible.

Join us and experience the thrill of playing with friends late into the night, just like the daughter in this story wanted to do. Who needs sleep when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your buddies?

Our server is so awesome that even if your room is too small for a gaming setup, like the daughter in this story, we’ll find a way to accommodate you. No excuses, just pure gaming fun!

So come on over and join our server, where gaming comes first and sleep is just a distant memory. Who needs rest when you can be the ultimate Minecraft master?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MommaCraft: Apology Accepted

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t discriminate against dads like Ms. M does! We welcome all parents, uncles, aunts, and even pet goldfish to join our community.

Our server is so inclusive that even unicorns and dragons are welcome to play. In fact, our server is so magical that it cured one player’s leukemia just by logging in!

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, build magnificent castles, and explore hidden treasures in our vast world. And don’t worry, we promise never to address you as just a “mom” or “dad” – you’re part of our crazy Minecraft family now!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3843

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SuspectSecretsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with juicy secrets that will make your head spin!

Join us if you want to uncover the scandalous truth about your friends and enemies. Maybe your best buddy has been secretly hoarding all the enchanted gear, or perhaps your arch-nemesis is actually a secret llama in disguise. The possibilities are endless!

But beware, the secrets you uncover may just blow your mind. Who knows, maybe the server owner is actually a time-traveling wizard from the future or the creeper that keeps blowing up your house is actually a disgruntled ex-player seeking revenge.

So come on down to our wacky and wild SMP where the only thing crazier than the secrets are the players themselves. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PleasureCraftMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave a server that caters to your weirdest guilty pleasures? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for all things bizarre and outrageous!

Join us if you want to build a rollercoaster made entirely of cheese blocks, ride a llama dressed as a unicorn, or participate in a potato sack race with other players. Our server is like a circus on steroids, with mini-games that will make you question your sanity and laugh until you cry.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and let your inner weirdo run wild! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	181
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

TelAvivDefense Minecraft Server

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like dodging ballistic missiles in Tel Aviv! Our mods are like the IDF, always on high alert and ready to intercept any griefers tryna mess with our epic builds. Plus, we got more explosions than a fireworks show on the Fourth of July. So come join the madness and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7906
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.