so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. like, modi and putin were playin on here and they were like, “yo, this server is lit, we gotta tell everyone.” and then they were all like, “our hearts bleed for the innocent children killed by those evil griefers.” so like, if you wanna be a hero and save the world from evil chickens, you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, destiny calling your name, bro.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Endless Night Skies: 1 Holy Grails Found: 3
Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
Dragons Tamed: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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