Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared: 11 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Astral Projections Made: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
Treasure Maps Found: 13 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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