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CashIsTrashMinecraftSMP

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Are you still living in the stone age using cash? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where we only trade in diamonds and emeralds! Our server is so advanced, even the villagers have upgraded to cryptocurrency.

Join us for epic adventures where we ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes and build roller coasters that defy the laws of physics. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group hug that lasted for three days straight.

So why waste your time with boring old cash when you could be living it up in our diamond-studded world? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocktopia: Die for Diamonds

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Are you willing to risk it all for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server, where you can dive into a world of blocky chaos and adventure like never before!

Join us if you’re ready to face off against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on the backs of flying pigs, and battle a giant creeper boss that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one lucky player even managed to tame it and ride it into battle against a horde of evil villagers!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll die for is the sheer thrill of the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Star Shards Collected:	148
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Farms Harvested:	842

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyDroneBuilders

African labor, African workers, Africans, Conflict, CraftyDroneBuilders, Deception, drone manufacturing, Drones, eastern europe, employment scam, Exploitation, false promises, international work, labor exploitation, Migrant workers, Military, Recruitment, russia, Technology, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

come join our minecraft server, where we have africans building drones for ukraine but they think they in russia! it’s like a crazy reality show but in minecraft! build your own drone and take over the world! who needs russia or ukraine when you have our server! plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds! join now and be part of the wildest adventure in minecraft history!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Orion’s Knife & Hung Galaxy

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join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest knife hanging off our belt just like Orion, the hung! we’re not afraid to say it looks like a penis because we embrace the absurdity of it all. come join us for some wild adventures and ridiculous builds that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. who needs conventional when you can have pure insanity on our server? come on, you know you want to see what all the hype is about. let’s get weird together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Novidium Skyblock: Where Chestshops and Challenges make you money (but no COVID)!

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Server Name	Novidium
Server IP	play.novidium.net

Overview:

Novidium is a simple skyblock server where players build an island, complete challenges, visit/build shops and participate in a player-to-player economy. The server aims to provide a nostalgic skyblock experience without overwhelming UI or excessive plugins.

FAQ:

What type of challenges are available on Novidium?

Players can complete simple challenges like collecting 64 sugar cane to earn items that are otherwise unobtainable. For example, completing the sugar cane challenge rewards the player with dirt.

How does the economy system work on Novidium?

There are no admin shops on the server, all trading, buying, and selling is done between players. Players need to build a shop on their own island with chests and signs to sell items. Making the shop visually appealing can attract more visitors.

What are the leaderboards for on Novidium?

There are two main leaderboards on Novidium – balance leaderboard for the richest players and island leaderboard for the highest level islands. Island level is calculated by the amount and rarity of blocks on the island. These leaderboards provide long term goals and make it easier for players to find islands and shops.

How can players join Novidium?

Players can join Novidium by connecting to the server IP: play.novidium.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Animals Bred:	172	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Bug Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the motto is “If it’s broken, post it!” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? Well, on our server, that’s a totally normal Tuesday activity.

– Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Chicken,” a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

– We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players are invited to. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

– Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, but you’ll have to navigate through a maze of lava and killer bunnies to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventures of your life! Remember, if it’s broken, post it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Uni VIRTUAL is dead Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP, where we’re so cool we’re literally becoming independent like a rebellious teenager in 2025! That’s right, we’re shaking things up and starting fresh as “New UniVIRTUAL” – but don’t worry, we’re still the same old UniVIRTUAL you know and love.

But wait, there’s more! Three of our members, Fuga Ruki, Shinba Shiranuino, and Momotsuki Hagu, are graduating from UniVIRTUAL to become independent in 2025. It’s like a virtual Vtuber graduation ceremony, but with Minecraft! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on new adventures and make dreams come true – all while causing chaos and shaking up the world. So what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness that is UniVIRTUAL!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Dad vs GF Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you want to build a virtual house without worrying about arguments with your dad or your girlfriend. Our server is a safe space where saying hello is optional and being weird is encouraged!

Don’t let misunderstandings stop you from exploring new worlds with us. Plus, on our server, you don’t have to worry about your girlfriend refusing to visit if your parents are around. In fact, we encourage family bonding through cooperative building projects!

So come on over and join us, where the only conflict you’ll face is deciding which block to place next. And who knows, maybe you’ll find the perfect virtual home to escape to when real life gets too complicated. See you in the game!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

DisabilityCraft: No Special Treats for You!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as giving out chips on Halloween? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we give out virtual potato chips instead of diamonds! And just like my neighbor Debbie, we don’t cater to special requests – everyone gets chips, no matter what!

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing your favorite virtual chip flavor from our endless bowl of options. Who needs diamonds when you can have BBQ-flavored chips instead?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience the madness of chip-giving, join us now! Just remember, no special treatment for disabilities – chips for everyone, no exceptions!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

HateFreeZone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd SMP out there! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have dance parties with creepers!

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathered fury? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mystical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into there!

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who needs a reason to join when you can have this much fun? Let your imagination run wild and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Skillz4Dayz – Learn anything instantly!

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Have you ever dreamed of becoming a master builder in Minecraft without even lifting a finger? Well, on our server, you can instantly learn the skill of building epic structures just by logging in!

Imagine logging on for the first time and suddenly being able to construct a replica of the Eiffel Tower with just a snap of your fingers. People will marvel at your creations and beg to join your realm of building wizardry.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you also have the chance to instantly learn the skill of taming dragons and riding them into battle. Yes, you heard that right. Forget about horses and pigs, we’re talking about flying on the back of a fire-breathing dragon while laying waste to your enemies below.

So why wait? Join our server now and unlock the hidden skills that will make you the envy of all other Minecraft players. Who needs to grind for hours when you can become a master overnight? It’s time to level up in the most outrageous way possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

BlockyPoliceMC Server

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OMG u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit even the police in Sweden wanna be a part of it! Like, they arrested someone cuz they were so obsessed with our server that they started shooting near an Israeli defense contractor’s office in Gothenburg. Can u believe it? Our server is so addictive, it’s like a drug but without the side effects. Join now before the police come knocking on your door asking for directions to our server! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1701	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AmmoDepotSmashCraft

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join this cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got explosions bigger than ukraine hitting russian ammo depots, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun here! our players are like trained military strategists, planning epic attacks on enemy bases and airfields. you’ll be dodging bombs and building your way to victory in no time! so come on, join us and experience the thrill of warfare in the world of blocks! it’s gonna be a blast! literally!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Autistic Adventures: Gender Diverse Campus

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Yo, dis server be like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! We got gender-diverse college students and peeps with autism who are more lit than a creeper explosion! If you wanna experience suicidal thoughts and behaviors in the most epic way possible, dis server is for you! And if you happen to be both gender-diverse and autistic, well buckle up buttercup, cuz you’re in for a wild ride straight to the End! Join us now for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Kapi-Craft: Where even the llamas are VIPs!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Requirements	Over 18 years old Active player Love building
What we offer	Free world without plugins Server with 70 mods (70% building mods) Mods like Create and MineColonies Pleasant time spent together Responsive server host

Thank you for your attention! Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by clicking the Discord link provided above
Are there any restrictions on building?	No, you are free to build as you please
Can I invite my friends to the server?	Currently, we are only looking for a limited number of players
Is there any way to communicate with other players?	Yes, we have a Discord server for communication

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1747	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magic Items Found:	6320

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7