Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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