Are you tired of living in a world where Trump is president and nothing makes sense anymore? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where Trump is actually a friendly villager who trades diamonds for dirt blocks! That’s right, in our wacky server, anything is possible – even a reality where Trump is a benevolent ruler of the land. So come join us and escape from the chaos of the real world into a realm where the only thing you have to worry about is finding enough diamonds to trade with Trump!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 6750 Falling into the Void: 2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7768

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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