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Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

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Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, cultural footwear traditions, flexible shoes, foot alignment, foot anatomy, foot care, foot health, foot health awareness, foot pain, foot problems, foot support, healthy footwear, Jewish invention, Minecraft, Narrow shoes, natural footwear, Server, shoe comfort, shoe design, shoe history, shoe technology, White Man, wide shoes

Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mines Excavated:	4468	Enchantments Applied:	234

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!

Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Ores Mined:	7876	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

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LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming organization for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. It was established by Riot Games and hosts professional tournaments and leagues around the world. Teams compete against each other for prize money and the chance to compete in major international events. LoL Esports has a large and dedicated fan base, with millions of viewers tuning in to watch matches online and in person.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Hag Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.

But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Star Shards Collected:	203
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood butterfly in disguise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Why Do Some People Get So Mad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being attacked for having a different opinion on anime ships? Join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no ship-shaming policy! We even have a special area where you can build shrines dedicated to your favorite ship without fear of judgement. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a shrine to Ichigo/Orihime, you’ll receive special in-game powers that will make your enemies tremble in fear. So come join us and sail the seas of fandom without fear of being shipwrecked by haters!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	469	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Gangster Minecraft SMP Flicks

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Yo yo yo, welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP out there! We’re like the underrated gangster flicks of the Minecraft world – flying under the radar but packin’ a punch!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of building your own empire, taking down rival gangs, and pulling off heists that would make even the most seasoned criminals jealous. Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our world is a secret treasure that will make you richer than Notch himself. Are you brave enough to uncover it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and become the ultimate gangster of the Minecraft universe. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	183
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

What are Minecraft servers like SurviMC ?

Adventure, building, Crafting, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Farming, MCMMO, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelart, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, Vanilla

Some similar Minecraft servers to SurviMC include: 1. Mineplex: Known for its wide range of minigames and large player base, Mineplex offers a diverse and engaging experience for players of all skill levels. 2. Hypixel: With a focus on various game modes such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and Murder Mystery, Hypixel is a popular server for players looking for competitive and fast-paced gameplay. 3. The Hive: Featuring popular game modes like Survival Games, Hide and Seek, and Hermitcraft, The Hive is a lively and active community with a variety of activities for players to enjoy. 4. CubeCraft: Offering unique gameplay modes such as EggWars, SkyWars, and Parkour, CubeCraft is a fun and exciting server for players seeking a mix of challenges and creativity. 5. Grian Network: Created by popular Minecraft YouTuber Grian, this server features custom minigames, survival gameplay, and a strong sense of community, similar to SurviMC . Whether you’re looking for a competitive experience, a laid-back survival world, or a mix of both, these Minecraft servers like SurviMC offer something for everyone. Join one today and embark on a new adventure in the world of Minecraft.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Eager Baddie Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the eager baddies out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a rare diamond block that granted them unlimited power. They used this power to prank other players by turning their houses into giant chickens and spawning an army of angry llamas. It was chaos, but it was also the most fun they had ever had in Minecraft.

So, if you’re ready to stroke your ego and unleash your inner baddie, come join us on our server. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get up to? Just remember, anything goes on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	287
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Movie Minecraft SMP News

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the new movie being filmed on our server is actually a documentary about our epic battles with the Ender Dragon. Will we finally defeat the beast or will we end up accidentally befriending it and inviting it to our weekly bingo night? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be prepared for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of llama poop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	121	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Void Armor Forged:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Melody Masters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring servers where everyone talks about the same old stuff? Join our server where black people are not only good at making music, but they also excel at building epic structures and crafting insane weapons! Say goodbye to the same old conversations about crime, drugs, and money, and say hello to a world where creativity and fun reign supreme. Come join us and see for yourself why this server is anything but a waste!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	128	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2