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/Blocktopia/ – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the players are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a chance to meet Inukai Purin, the mesugaki dog who can build a house faster than you can say “woof woof.” Or how about hanging out with Hoshino Char, the gunpla extraordinaire who can craft a pickaxe out of thin air?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos with Kamiko Kana, the stinky NEET fox-succubus-ghost-wolf hybrid (we’re not quite sure either). And don’t forget about Ember Amane, the tomboyish firestarter with an insatiable appetite for adventure.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky community of players, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	6579	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Wave1: Selling Niggers 400gp ea – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is as crazy as our players! Join us for a chance to buy and sell all sorts of unique items, like enchanted golden apples, rare weapons, and yes, even niggers for 400gp each! But don’t worry, they’re just villagers in disguise, ready to trade with you and help you on your adventures.

Our server is filled with hilarious mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where you have to pass around a lit TNT block without blowing up, or “Pig Racing” where you can bet on which pig will win the race (spoiler alert: they’re all pretty slow).

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try out our custom dungeons filled with crazy mobs like zombie chickens and skeleton cows. Defeat them to earn special loot like diamond armor that makes you look like a giant potato (because why not?).

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurd and entertaining gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Sonic’s Bad Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the legendary Sonic himself! That’s right, the blue blur is a regular player on our server, zooming around at lightning speed and causing mayhem wherever he goes. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with Sonic in Minecraft?

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and rare ores. How did we get all this treasure, you ask? Let’s just say a group of friendly creepers helped us out. Don’t ask too many questions, just come and enjoy the spoils!

3. Our server is protected by a team of elite ninja llamas who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. These llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-jitsu and will not hesitate to kick some butt if needed. Plus, they’re adorable to look at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, Sonic doesn’t need to be good, he just needs to exist.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Questionable Memory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have at least 10GB of questionable Japanese cartoons saved on their hard drive! Why, you ask? Well, because we believe that only those with a deep appreciation for the weirdest and most wonderful aspects of Japanese culture can truly thrive in our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and you just might find yourself embroiled in a llama-led revolution that will go down in Minecraft history.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a disgruntled chicken who was banned from the server for griefing. Legend has it that if you can find the chicken’s lost diamond sword, you will be granted three wishes by the ghostly fowl.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and your hard drive space). Join us today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Heroic Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become an American hero!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of evil creepers attack. But fear not, because you have the power of freedom and justice on your side! With one swing of your pickaxe, you send those creepers running back to the depths of the underworld where they belong.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride into battle on a bald eagle, shoot fireworks out of your sword, and build a monument to the founding fathers out of solid gold blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the American hero you were always meant to be!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Outfit Overhaul Minecraft SMP

body positivity, comfort, Confidence, CONVINCING, empowerment, fashion, feminism, Girls, higher-ups, Individuality, less provocative, Minecraft, modesty, Outfit, outfits, Overhaul, REVEALING, Self-expression, Sexuality, slutty, smp, societal norms, Style, trends

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfit changes and questionable decisions by the higher ups! Who knew that pixelated characters could cause such a stir with their fashion choices? Say goodbye to those “holy boobers” and hello to a server where anything goes (except for those scandalous outfits, apparently). Come join the chaos and see what other crazy changes are in store for our players!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have potential Cinderella nerfs coming up soon, so get ready for some crazy changes that will keep you on your toes!

Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through challenges and quests that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. Our updates are so wild, they make the Charge Bug in Harran look like a walk in the park.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like Solo Raid: Behemoth, Full Burst Day, and Co-op: Land Eater that will test your skills and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

And don’t even get us started on our special recruits and costume passes. From Cinderella to Rapunzel to Grave, we’ve got characters and outfits that will make you feel like a true Minecraft fashionista.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	817	Endless Night Skies:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Veilguard has OFFICIALLY dropped below 40K in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Veilguard may have dropped below 40K, but that just means the players are extra sleepy and ready to cause some mayhem.

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, or participate in our annual llama fashion show. Don’t worry about griefers, because our resident superhero, Captain Pickles, will protect your builds with his trusty diamond sword.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle. Rumor has it, if you defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Sheep Wizard.

So come join Veilguard and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted potatoes!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KissCraft – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul’s dating experience!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about awkward kisses or premature…uh, endings. Our players are experts at building and crafting, but also know how to treat each other right.

We guarantee that you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, and you won’t have to deal with any jerks who can’t even make it through a makeout session without embarrassing themselves. So come join us, where the only thing you’ll be screwing up is your virtual house design (but don’t worry, we have tutorials for that)!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Frozen Housing Minecraft SMP Payments

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the housing benefit payments are so good, they’ll make you want to build the craziest mansions ever! But watch out for Josh, he’s a fat nonce who thinks he’s invincible. Rumor has it that he once tried to build a house out of diamonds and it collapsed on top of him. Join us for a laugh and maybe even witness Josh’s next crazy escapade. Just don’t get too close, you might catch his bad luck!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spooktacular fun? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted house on steroids! Join us for a Halloween extravaganza where we dump 61 raw zombies on unsuspecting players for a frightfully good time. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so haunted that even the creepers are scared to explode. So come join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness of Happy HalloweenDumping 61 Raw!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP – /akg/ – Arknights General

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us if you dare, and get ready for a wild ride!

Why should you join our Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… creepers! Watch out for those explosive surprises. 2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary player who will challenge you to PvP battles at the most unexpected times. Can you defeat the ghostly warrior? 3. We hold weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole day. It’s a sight to behold! 4. Our community is made up of talking animals who will guide you on epic quests to find rare loot and hidden treasures. Just don’t ask the chickens for directions, they’re terrible at navigation. 5. We have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. But beware, the candy zombies are not as sweet as they look.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

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✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate junk in the trunk or treat edition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Want to fight a dragon made out of bread? Done. How about riding a unicorn through a pixelated rainbow? You got it.

With our ComfyUI, you’ll feel like a Minecraft pro in no time. And if you’re a beginner, don’t worry – our Automatic1111 feature will guide you through the madness.

Forget about boring old Forge servers, our A1111 Fork will blow your mind with its insane features.

But wait, there’s more! Join our LoRa Training program and become a master of all things Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on our AMD GPU – it’s like playing Minecraft in 4D.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey filled with models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some fetish content. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out our related boards for even more outrageous resources. From /aco/sdg to /trash/slop, we’ve got it all.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server today!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1