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Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5637
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	569011
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zombie Dances:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8462	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3987
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2178
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	New Chunks Explored:	158874
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	102

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2381
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	1700	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Farms Harvested:	219

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

BlockBless Minecraft server

administrators, Adventure, Antispam, Assistance, BlockBless, BUILD, Community, Competitions, Events, Explore, family, friendly community, gameplay, Minecraft, Prizes, Regular Updates, Server, Starter Kit, Structures, Support, Survival, valuable

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	6711	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

BlockBless is a project where everyone can enjoy survival in Minecraft.

What awaits you:

– Survival: Explore endless worlds, build amazing structures and survive.

– Friendly Community: Join our big family where every player is important and respected.

– Regular updates: We are constantly adding new content and improving gameplay to make your adventure even more interesting.

– Events and competitions: Participate in events and competitions and win valuable prizes.

– Support and assistance: Our administrators are always ready to help and answer any questions.

Join us and become part of our community!

play.blockbless.ru:19132

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

#addons, Age 18+, Atlas, bedrock, better on bedrock, building, Community, creativity, Discord, discussion, Events, Exploration, gameplay, member, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Project, Server, smp, Survival, teamwork, Vote, world reset

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dragons Tamed:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Overview of The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Server Information:	We’re a small welcoming community and would love to have you.
Membership:	Must be age 18 or over to become a member.
Decision Making:	Everything on the server is decided by discussion and vote by members.
Addons:	Currently using fun addons like Better on Bedrock, but discussing a reset with new addons.
Join Us:	Join today and discuss your favorite addons and suggestions for the server!

FAQs about The Atlas Project Bedrock Server

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided.
What is the age requirement for membership?	You must be 18 or over to become a member.
How are decisions made on the server?	Everything is decided by discussion and vote among members.
What addons are currently used on the server?	We are currently using Better on Bedrock, with discussions for new addons.
Can I suggest new addons for the server?	Absolutely! Join the server and discuss your suggestions with the community.

Join our Discord server to become a member: https://discord.gg/An4MkSw6aQ

Back Runners United 1.20

runners, United

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical unicorn rainbow explosion in your face!

Imagine building your own castle while riding a flying pig and battling evil creepers with laser eyes.

This server is like a glitch in the matrix, but in a good way.

You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and crafting potions that make you invincible.

Join now and enter a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination.

Seething Minecraft SMP Twitter Jericho

aew, Celebrity, chris jericho, controversy, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, Jericho, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, professional wrestling, reactions, Rumors, Seething, smp, social media, speculation, trending, twitter, viral, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Oh boy, you won’t believe the drama happening on our Minecraft SMP! Chris Jericho has been causing chaos left and right, from building giant statues of himself to starting llama parades through the village. Join us if you want to witness the madness firsthand and maybe even become a part of Jericho’s wacky schemes. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen! #JerichoSMPMadness

FigurineFortress Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Christmas visit, Collectibles, collectors, discipline, Disney infinity, display case, family visit, Figures, FigurineFortress, Gamers, Gaming, gaming room, glass case, locking up, Minecraft, nephew, parenting, respecting belongings, Server, sibling conflict, skylanders, Toys

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4591
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of pesky family members ruining your precious Minecraft figures collection? Look no further! Join our server where you can safely display your virtual treasures in a locked glass case, away from the reach of mischievous nephews named Tommy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with epic adventures and quests that will make you forget all about your family drama. Explore hidden dungeons, battle fierce monsters, and build the most epic virtual empire you’ve ever seen!

And for a limited time only, join now and receive a free virtual Violet from “The Incredibles” figure to replace the one that Tommy broke. Don’t let your family drama get you down, join our server and game on in peace!

SecretSantaGoneWild

budget limit, cost of living, excessive spending, gift giving, holiday season, holiday spirit, holiday tradition, Luxury gifts, office culture, office dynamics, office gift exchange, office morale, office politics, peer pressure, Secret Santa, SecretSantaGoneWild, social expectations, team bonding, Team Building, work relationships, workplace dynamics

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Secret Santa exchanges with a $20 limit? Join our Minecraft server where we have a luxury gift-themed Secret Santa with a $150 budget!

Last year, things got crazy with people giving out designer handbags and extravagant gifts. One player even received a diamond-encrusted pickaxe! And don’t worry, if you’re not sure what to get, just grab something random like a block of dirt or a stack of cobblestone – it’s all about the fun, right?

But beware, if you opt out like our friend here, you might be labeled as a buzzkill and accused of killing the holiday spirit. So come join us for some over-the-top gift-giving and outrageous reactions – it’s a holiday tradition like no other!

Players:	105/400	Votes:	6478
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7