New Minecraft Servers

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

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GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NoMore9to5MC

    NoMore9to5MC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been a creeper babysitter? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become a professional creeper whisperer! Never worry about getting blown up again as you expertly calm down those explosive green critters with your soothing words and calming presence. Join us now and say goodbye to creeper-related PTSD forever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LostLegion Minecraft Server

    LostLegion Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? well, come join us on this epic server where we have uncovered the lost battle of the ninth legion! roman experts have confirmed it, so you know it’s legit.

    imagine fighting off zombies and creepers alongside roman soldiers, all while searching for hidden treasure and ancient artifacts. who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons.

    join us now for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything is possible. plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours. so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of history in the making!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LootedJewHomeGoneFrau

    LootedJewHomeGoneFrau

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have a german woman living in a house stolen from jews as our main attraction! watch her struggle to keep her ill-gotten home while building your own empire in the game. it’s like real life drama but in minecraft! join now for a wild ride of controversy and chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sleepy Drive Minecraft

    Sleepy Drive Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this server cuz it’s like the only place where u can drive ur minecart while half asleep and it’s totally cool, bro. like, imagine cruising through the mines with your eyes half closed, dodging creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. it’s a wild ride, man. plus, the villagers are always throwing epic parties in the village square. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a never-ending adventure. so come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

    Preterm Pals: Suicide Squad

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where being born preterm gives you SUPERPOWERS! Like, seriously, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with your mind and build castles in seconds. Plus, if you’re a guy, you’ll have a higher chance of surviving in this crazy world. But watch out ladies, if you were born very or moderately preterm, you’ll have an 80% chance of going all “Game of Thrones” on us and choosing the suicide option. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness of our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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