He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
New Chunks Explored:	745190	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Zombie Dances:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	720216
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crops Grown:	3941
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Potions Brewed:	188

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MineTop5CatList

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old categories? Well, look no further because our server is like a box of chocolates – you never know what you’re gonna get!

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a category called “Piggy Paradise” where pigs rule the land and players must obey their every oink. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. 2. In our “Zombie Zumba” category, players must dance their way to survival as hordes of zombies try to take them down. It’s like a rave, but with more brains. 3. Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle? Well, in our “Llama Lagoon” category, you can do just that. Plus, llamas spit at your enemies for extra damage – talk about a win-win situation! 4. In our “Pixelated Pizzeria” category, players must run their own pizza shop in Minecraft. But watch out, because the toppings are alive and they’re not too happy about being eaten! 5. And last but not least, in our “Ender Dragon Dating Sim” category, players can romance the infamous Ender Dragon and maybe even steal a kiss or two. Love is in the air, along with a hint of sulfur.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how hezbollah is always causing trouble and stuff? well, turns out they ran out of money cuz israel keeps hitting them hard. so now they’re like, yo let’s start a minecraft server to make some cash! join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures, cuz we’re hezbollah and we’re not afraid to blow things up…in minecraft! come join the party and help us rebuild our funds, one block at a time. it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	27	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KimJongCraft: Ukraine Edition

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LOL HAVE U EVER SEEN NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS PLAY MINECRAFT? WELL U CAN ON OUR SERVER! THEY TRAINED IN RUSSIA AND NOW THEY’RE COMING TO UKRAINE TO PLAY SOME BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY PVP ACTION! WATCH OUT FOR KIM JONG-UN, HE’S A PRO AT REDSTONE! #BLOCKWARFARE #NUCLEARCREEPERS

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Zombie Dances:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Inner Voice Volume Boost

Boost, emotional intelligence, inner voice, introspection, mental health, mindfulness, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-belief, self-care, self-control, self-empowerment, self-perception, VOICE, Volume

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the sheep actually fly and the creepers wear top hats? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw raves every night, and the zombies are actually really good dancers. plus, our diamond mines are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you diamonds for bones.

oh, and did i mention that our nether is actually a giant disco party with lava lamps and funky music? yeah, it’s lit af.

so come join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares when you’re having this much fun?) trust me, once you join, you won’t be able to increase the volume of your inner voice cuz you’ll be screaming with joy 24/7.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	754425
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RandomMC

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Welcome to RandomMC! Join us for endless fun and adventure. With updates being made every month, dungeons and custom items constantly being added! Grab your friends and start your journey today! IP: play.randommc.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	503
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.