He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	187	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Love Letters Sent:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	1007	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

FraternityLand Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

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Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Farms Harvested:	475
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Towns Built:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	5099	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9581
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Items Found:	4354
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	7669
New Chunks Explored:	567354	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ores Mined:	4216	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8549

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.