HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

Work Break Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NoWalletNoProblemMC

Accountability, bill splitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dining out, EMBARRASSMENT, financial responsibility, friendship, Generosity, group dynamics, Honesty, Integrity, NoWalletNoProblemMC, peer pressure, peer support, personal finance, social etiquette, social situations, Trust, wallet

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	93	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8470
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

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Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NavyCraft Minecraft Server

cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Gulf region, Indian Navy, international relations, Iranian port, maritime security, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, naval drills, naval exercises, naval fleet, NavyCraft, Server, Ships, strategic partnership, Tensions, Training, West Asia

come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

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so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchantments Applied:	206
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Crops Grown:	9402
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

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Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2274
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HappyLifeMC SMP

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Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

SecretMineCraftFun

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Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyHongKongers

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lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

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CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	333	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WOD Character Minecraft Server

Character, character creation, Character development, Chuuni, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Hunter 5e, imagination, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tabletop, Vampire 5e, vampire hunter, Wod, WOD character, world of darkness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Crops Grown:	1274	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	3384	Emeralds Found:	424
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5