Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Star Shards Collected: 86
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1040 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 773 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Animals Bred: 124 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Buildings Constructed: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Potions Brewed: 102 Meteorite Armor Created: 27

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Villages Defended: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 45 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Animals Bred: 56
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7
    Runes Activated: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics

    Pixel Taliban: No Living Pics
    Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, the Afghan Taliban decided to ban all images of living things. Can you believe that? But fear not, on our server, you can build whatever the heck you want, whether it’s a giant statue of a dancing llama or a pixelated portrait of your pet rock. Join us now and let your creativity run wild! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJs. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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