Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Potions Brewed: 182
Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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