HatePretendCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	157
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Mines Excavated:	2176	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	5713
Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mines Excavated:	2273
Runes Activated:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3360
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9096	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dimension Hops:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Emeralds Found:	7810
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ores Mined:	6632
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Animals Bred:	142

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

The Rift Ruins Server 1.20.3

1.20.3, addition, Destroys, Existing, Game, game balance, game breaking bugs, game community, game design, game development, game features, game industry, Game Mechanics, game patches, game updates, Gaming, new addition, Rift, ruins, Server, video games, worst examples

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, so lit because we added this new crazy feature that straight up destroys the old boring gameplay. It’s like watching a creeper explode in your face, but in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.

You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.

New Superpower Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Advanced, capabilities, Enhanced, eXtraordinary, futuristic, Gifts, GROUNDBREAKING, Innovative, Minecraft, new, New superpower, Potential, power, Skills, smp, Special, strength, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, Talents, Unique

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Ores Mined:	7627
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mines Excavated:	4925

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server has just discovered a new superpower that allows players to shoot fireballs from their hands and fly like a majestic eagle! Join us and become a powerful wizard, soaring through the skies and raining down destruction on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!

DadlessCraft

abandonment issues, absent dad, absent father, absent male figure, absent parent, childhood trauma, DadlessCraft, emotional impact, family dynamics, father absence, father figure, Fatherless, fatherless children, fatherless daughters, fatherless generation, fatherless homes, fatherless sons, impact of absent father, lack of role model, male influence, psychological effects

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Chimeras Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience a world where all the male figures have mysteriously disappeared, leaving you to fend for yourself in a world of chaos and confusion.

But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?

Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!