HateNoise Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

SoreMuscleNeedsRest – Minecraft SMP

body awareness, Body language, body positivity, body signals, health, listen to your body, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, physical health, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-awareness journey, self-care, self-care routine, smp, SoreMuscleNeedsRest, wellness

Are you tired of your body constantly nagging you to exercise and be healthy? Well, ignore that noise and join our Minecraft SMP instead! Our server is so addictive and fun that you won’t even have time to think about your health. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually increase your strength and agility in real life. So why listen to your body when you can join us and become a virtual warrior instead?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GrumpyCraft

“Youth, aches and pains, Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, dislike, getting older, growing up, GrumpyCraft, Maturity, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, regrets, responsibilities, societal expectations, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you find yourself getting grumpier with each passing year? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild!

On our server, you can build the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. Want to create a giant toilet castle? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky physics).

But that’s not all! We have special events like “Troll Tuesdays” where players can prank each other with exploding chickens or fake treasure chests. And every Friday night, we host a virtual dance party complete with pixelated disco balls and DJ skeletons.

So why waste your time being a boring adult when you can join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner goofball? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MacronCraftEU

brexit, Crisis, Die, Emmanuel Macron, EU, EU collapse, EU disintegration, EU future, EU stability, EU survival, european integration, European leaders, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, Macron’s warning, MacronCraftEU, Politics, Warning, Warns

Yo, forget about all that political drama, come join this EPIC Minecraft server instead! Emmanuel Macron might be warning about the end of the EU, but we’re here to save the day with our blocky paradise.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who decided to throw a party. But instead of blowing up everything, he invited all the players on our server for a dance-off. And guess what? The creeper won! It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where all the pigs have learned how to fly. It’s like a bacon-flavored version of Peter Pan, except with more explosions and less pixie dust.

So, if you’re tired of boring old politics and want to escape to a world where anything is possible, come join our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a dancing creeper!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	5279
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Items Found:	3084	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Crafty Aqua Watchers

Analysis, Aqua, chemistry, Crafty, discovery, Experiment, first time, Hydrogen, innovation, Molecular scale, Molecule, nanotechnology, Observation, oxygen, PHYSICS., researchers, Science, Spectroscopy, study, Technology, Watchers, Water

Come join our epic minecraft server where water forms at the molecular scale FOR REALZ, just like those fancy researchers said! We got water that’s so tiny you’ll need a magnifying glass to see it, it’s like a microscopic water park up in here! And guess what? The water is MAGIC, it can make you fly and turn into a unicorn if you drink it (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on down and witness the wonders of science in action, only on our totally not-made-up Minecraft server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Farms Harvested:	861

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Virtual Headaches: Semi-Bland, No Coffee Required (Java Edition)

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Server Name	Virtual Headquarters
IP Address	vhq.falixsrv.me

Overview:

Hey, Minecraft enthusiasts! 🏰✨

We’re thrilled to invite you to Virtual Headquarters, a community-driven Minecraft server designed for players of all ages! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring adventurer, or just looking to hang out with friends, we have something for everyone!

Features:

Survival Mode: Gather resources, build your dream base, and survive the night!
Custom Plugins: Unique gameplay features that enhance your experience.

Community:

Join a friendly and welcoming community where you can make new friends, collaborate on builds, or embark on epic quests together!

How to Join:

Make sure you have the latest version of Minecraft.
Add the server IP: vhq.falixsrv.me
Make sure to get whitelisted when joining the server.

We can’t wait to see you in Virtual Headquarters! Let’s build, explore, and create unforgettable memories together! 🎮💖

Happy crafting!

TeamVHQ

vhq.falixsrv.me

FAQ:

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted, send a message to the server admins with your Minecraft username and a brief introduction about yourself. They will review your request and add you to the whitelist if approved.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, there are rules to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. Rules include no griefing, respecting other players, and following server guidelines. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Can I use mods on the server?

The server has a specific list of approved mods that you can use. Make sure to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any conflicts or issues while playing.

Is there a discord server for Virtual Headquarters?

Yes, there is a dedicated Discord server for Virtual Headquarters where players can chat, collaborate, and stay updated on server events and announcements. Join the Discord server for a more connected gaming experience.

How often are there events on the server?

Events are regularly scheduled on the server to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging for all players. Keep an eye on the server announcements and Discord server for event schedules and participate for a chance to win rewards and prizes!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Star Shards Collected:	265
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Volleyball Legends Minecraft Server

athlete, athletic performance, competitive sports, favorite athlete, favorite player, Legends, Minecraft, Server, sports, sports fandom, sports team, Sportsmanship, team camaraderie, team player, team spirit, team sports, Volleyball, volleyball competition, Volleyball game, volleyball match, volleyball player, volleyball season, volleyball skills, volleyball team

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot. But the catch? The chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Yes, you heard that right. A giant chicken wearing a crown. Only on our server, folks.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic volleyball tournaments you’ve ever seen. Forget about mining for diamonds, the real competition is on the volleyball court. Who will be crowned the champion? Will it be Steve, the block-breaking warrior? Or maybe Alex, the fearless explorer? The stakes are high and the competition is fierce.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all waiting for you on our server. See you there!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

High School Dropout Minecraft SMP

background checks, Career Advice, dropout, dropped out, entry level, entry level jobs, gaps in resume, HIGH, high school, job experience, job hunting, job interviews, job market, Job Search, Job Seeker, lying on resume, microsoft excel, Minecraft, office position, online courses, Promotion, resume tips, School, smp, wagey

Are you tired of being a wagey and want to level up in life? Join our Minecraft SMP where we value creativity and storytelling skills! Just like how you can craft a fake resume to land a job, you can craft epic builds and outrageous stories to impress your fellow players.

Imagine creating a castle made entirely out of lies and deceit, just like your resume! Or maybe you can build a secret underground base where you hide all your fake job titles and promotions. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who cares about those anyway).

So come join us and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a virtual promotion and become the CEO of our Minecraft world. Just remember, in this SMP, the only thing you need to be honest about is having a good time. See you in game, liar extraordinaire!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Star Shards Collected:	257	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL

aita, calling out, christian hypocrisy, Christian values, confronting relatives, family disputes, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial struggles, generational wealth, Inheritance, living situation, Money Matters, moral judgment., personal values, religious beliefs, thief, unchristian, uncle, UncleThiefNoFaithSonLOL, wedding costs

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in living life to the fullest without the burden of marriage! Join us and escape the pressures of society like our player (25f) who is too broke to tie the knot with her bf (25m) but living her best life in our virtual world.

🎉 Dive into the drama like our player’s cousin (28m) who married a pastor (28f) just to move in together – talk about commitment! And don’t forget about the family inheritance drama that rivals any soap opera plotline. Will you stand up to your thieving uncle and his privileged offspring, or will you forge your own path in our crazy server?

💸 Money may not buy happiness, but it sure does make for some interesting family dynamics on our server. So come on in and build your dream world without the judgment of those who think marriage is the only way to live. Who needs a wedding ring when you have diamond armor, are we right? 😉 Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

AwkwardEavesdropMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the most awkward thing you’ll overhear is someone singing “Baby Shark” on repeat while trying to tame a wild llama with a rubber chicken. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7752	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyWebLinks

CraftyWebLinks, helpful websites, internet resources, Online platforms, Online Tools, Recommendations, useful websites, web resources, website collection, website database, website directory, website discovery, website guide, website index, website list, website recommendations, website reviews, website roundup, website showcase, website suggestions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life, where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where you can ride on a rollercoaster made of cake, swim in a pool of melted chocolate, and have a dance party with a group of friendly creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey you’ve ever been on! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	113	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	4306	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, Hope, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, persecution, refugee, Relief, rescue, survivor, war zone, WOMAN, Yazidi

LOL, OKAY SO LIKE, THIS SERVER IS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE, JUST LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN WHO ESCAPED FROM GAZA, BUT INSTEAD OF ESCAPING, YOU’RE JOINING OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND IT’S LIKE BEING FREE AT LAST, BUT IN A BLOCKY WORLD.

YOU GOTTA JOIN BECAUSE THE ADVENTURES HERE ARE WILDER THAN THE ONES THIS WOMAN WENT THROUGH. LIKE, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE IN RAINBOWS AND DIAMONDS, AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE THE MACARENA.

ALSO, THE BUILDINGS HERE ARE MORE EPIC THAN THE GREAT WALL OF CHINA. WE GOT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE, A SKYSCRAPER THAT TOUCHES THE CLOUDS, AND A GIANT TOILET THAT FLUSHES YOU INTO A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE FREEDOM LIKE THIS YAZIDI WOMAN, BUT IN A PIXELATED PARADISE, THEN JOIN OUR SERVER NOW. TRUST ME, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8472	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Star Shards Collected:	283

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Astro Dino Party: Nadir Crater

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u know that big asteroid that killed all them dinos? well turns out it had a lil buddy called nadir crater and it’s now a freaking minecraft server. join us if u wanna see some out-of-this-world builds and survive in a land where dinosaurs still roam. we got lava pits bigger than ur mom’s cooking pot and caves deeper than ur ex’s love for u. come on, be a dino-slayer and build ur own empire in this prehistoric paradise. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a t-rex, but that’s just part of the fun). so what u waiting for? join nadir crater now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
New Chunks Explored:	945245	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

mc.whis.pro Minecraft server

Alina, Boyfriend, comfortable, Community, convenient, Events, Friends, Fun, Gaming, interlocutors, Minecraft, No Lags, No mods, Players, private server, Server, Unique, Vanilla, Whis

Hello, I’m Alina. My boyfriend and I decided to open our own private vanila+ server with a comfortable and convenient game, without mods or lags. Here you will find interesting interlocutors and players, and you will also be able to take part in various events, and spend your time with pleasure!

We are waiting for you and your friends on our unique server – Whis!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Potions Brewed:	147	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Filipin Man’s Minecraft Server

asian, Born, career, Choices, Community, culture, ethnicity, family, filipin.., Filipino, filipino american, heritage, Identity, Immigrant, Lifestyle, man, mans, Minecraft, Nationality, Roots, Server, Traditions, upbringing, VALUES

Are you tired of living a boring life as a regular Filipino man? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be anything you want! Want to be a superhero? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Easy peasy. Want to build a giant hotdog house? Why not!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let your inner Filipino man run wild!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3