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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3826 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 62 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Do you ever just meet someone and immediately want to punch them in the face? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression on unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have virtual violence, am I right?
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.
So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.
