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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 5750 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 701 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 189906 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 5954 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4429 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Oh, honey, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP server where drama is always brewing like a pot of bubbling potion. You know you’ve found the right place when you instantly hate someone for not building their house in the shape of a giant banana or for having a pet chicken named Steve instead of Cluck Norris.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance and llama whispers. If you want to join their ranks, you better start practicing your moonwalk and honing your llama-talking skills.
And don’t even get me started on the annual PvP tournament where players battle it out on flying pigs armed with enchanted carrot swords. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP server where the craziness never stops and the hate flows freely (in a fun way, of course), then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world.
