Hate those fat cunts Minecraft SMP

body image, body positivity, body shaming, bullying, cunts, cyberbullying, derogatory language, discrimination, fat, fat acceptance, fat shaming, fatphobia, hate, Hate Speech, mental health, Minecraft, online harassment, overweight, plus size, self esteem, smp, stigma

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	2744
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

New Minecraft Servers

Tired of dealing with those chunky chonkers on other servers? Well, come join us on our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict “No Fatties Allowed” policy! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to go on a diet to get in. Plus, our community is full of skinny legends who will slay you with their diamond swords and their killer fashion sense. So if you’re ready to ditch the chunky monkeys and join the skinny squad, come on over to our server and let’s get this bread (but only whole grain, of course).

GirlfriendQuest Minecraft SMP

attracting women, building attraction, common mistakes, communication skills, confidence building, dating advice, dating mindset, dating mistakes, Dating strategies, dating tips, girlfriend tips, GirlfriendQuest, love advice, Minecraft, MISTAKES, relationship advice, relationship goals, relationship mistakes, relationships, self development, self improvement, self-confidence, smp

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	3353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	944831	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life

RegretfulConfessionsMC

apologies, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, Confessing, emotional, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Honesty, mistake, regret, RegretfulConfessionsMC, relationship, remorse, Secrets, self reflection, shame, Someone, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	9
Animals Bred:	41	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Join our Minecraft server and confess all your deepest regrets to our virtual therapist NPCs! They may not have real degrees, but they sure know how to make you feel better about that time you accidentally ate your friend’s pet rock thinking it was a cookie. Plus, our grief counseling llamas are always ready to lend a listening ear (or ear twitch, as the case may be). So come on down and unload all your guilt in the most ridiculous way possible!

Biden’s Bombastic Minecraft Server

Bidens, Bombastic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Votes:	7361
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0

haha ok so like, on this server, we got this crazy story where Biden is like, “yo, let’s go blow up some Iran nuclear sites if they tryna make a bomb!” like, what even bro? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of this wild adventure too! imagine being in a Minecraft world where you gotta stop Iran from making a bomb by blowing up their nuclear sites. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form! so come join us and be a hero in this insane quest to save the world from nuclear disaster! oh, and did we mention there’s also free cake for all players? yeah, you heard right. FREE CAKE! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save the world together, one block at a time! #BidenBlowsUpIran #MinecraftHero #FreeCakeForAll

VanceCraft: Musk’s Far-Right Fun

Analysis, Article, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, critique, elon musk, Europe, extremism, far-right party, FarRight, Fun, germany, Government, Musk, Musks, nationalism, op-ed, opinion, perspective, Politics, right wing, Support, Vance, VanceCraft

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9389	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Star Shards Collected:	213	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, WE GOT VANCE SHARING MUSK OP-EDS AND BACKING GERMANY’S FAR-RIGHT PARTY. LIKE WTF, WHO DOES THAT? BUT HEY, IF YOU WANNA JOIN A SERVER THAT’S AS WACKY AS VANCE, THEN THIS IS THE PLACE TO BE. WE HAVE CRAZY BUILDS, INSANE PVP BATTLES, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT CREEPER. YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, A LLAMA. SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS FOR YOURSELF!

Galactic Magnetar Madness

Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cosmic, data, discovery, Distance, Exploration, Fast Radio Burst, Galactic, Galaxy, light years, madness, Magnetar, magnetic field, observations, Phenomenon, research, scientists, Signals, Space, Technology, Universe

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Astral Projections Made:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	New Chunks Explored:	82733

so, like, picture this: u join our amazin’ minecraft server and u get transported to a galaxy 200 million light-years away, where u gotta battle powerful magnetars and crazy magnetic fields. it’s like a sci-fi movie but in minecraft form, dude.

u gotta build ur base with super strong magnetic blocks and defend it from alien mobs that are tryna steal ur resources. but don’t worry, u can team up with other players and create an intergalactic alliance to take down the baddies.

plus, we got fast radio bursts goin’ off all the time, so u gotta be quick on ur feet and ready for anything. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic loot and bragging rights. so come join us and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

SMP Axiba

application, Axiba, Ban, base, clean, common sense, Community, Discord, exploit, Fellowship, good times, Hack, imagination, Jerk, JOKE, landscape, Map Reset, smp, warn, Whitelist

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Axiba Minecraft Server Overview

Founded	August 2016
Players	2-4 initially, larger community now
Server Type	Community-focused
Server Event	Map reset around mid-December

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacks and mods allowed on the server?	No, only specific mods such as OptiFine, Minimaps, StatusHUD mods, Shaders, and Gamma/Lighting mods are allowed. Exploits in the game are also acceptable.
What are the rules for player behavior?	Players should not steal or grief from others, only engage in PvP with mutual agreement, and be respectful towards fellow members. A warning system is in place for violations.
How can I join the server?	Interested players can apply by providing their In-Game Name, age, favorite activity in Minecraft, reason for joining, agreement with the rules, and any additional information. The Discord contact is madhatter4942.

Future Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, 2025, balding, baldness cure, baldness prevention, baldness research, baldness treatment, Crafters, cure for baldness, derma roll, fin, Future, hair growth, hair loss, hair loss remedies, hair loss solutions, Hair Regrowth, hair restoration, Hair thinning, male pattern baldness, Min, receding hairline, Rosemary

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Yo, bro, forget about baldness, come join this Minecraft server where we embrace all types of hair, even if it’s pixelated! We’ll make your blocky avatar look so fly, no one will even notice your real-life hair struggles. Plus, we have a secret potion in-game that guarantees luscious locks for your character. Say goodbye to baldness and hello to a world where hair is always on point!

ParentalPanic Minecraft Server

apartment, Chores, city, dog, family, Financial, Grandparents, Guilt, Help, Household, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, moving out, ParentalPanic, parents, relationships, responsibilities, retirement home, Server, sick leave, stress, Support, University

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Star Shards Collected:	54	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!

Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!

Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!

NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

Appreciated, Babysitting, demanding job, family, Kids, mental toll, nephew, Niece, NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft, payment, Plans, RELATIVES, responsibilities, selfish, single mom, single mom struggles, sister, social toll, unreasonable, used

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5795
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Are you tired of being taken for granted like this poor soul babysitting her sister’s kids? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and never worry about being guilt-tripped into babysitting for free again. Instead, you can build your own virtual world where the only demanding job is to mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

No more canceling plans with friends because your in-game village needs defending. And forget about being called “selfish” for wanting some time to yourself. On our server, it’s all about self-care and having fun!

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing you’re expected to do is have a good time. See you in the game!

ResolutionGuru21 – Minecraft SMP

achievement, Commitment, determination, goal-setting, Minecraft, motivation, new years resolution, perseverance, personal growth, progress, Reflection, ResolutionGuru21, resolutions, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-care, self-discipline, self-improvement journey, smp, success

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	142	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Bro, forget about New Years Resolutions, join our epic Minecraft SMP and achieve your goal of becoming the ultimate block-building master! We got creepers that do the Macarena, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (yes, cake!). So ditch those boring resolutions and come join the chaos and fun on our server. Plus, we have a llama named Larry who tells the best jokes, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make 2022 the year of epic blocky adventures!

CreeperCompliments

atypical compliment, bizarre compliment, CreeperCompliments, curious compliment, eccentric compliment, exceptional compliment, extraordinary compliment, odd compliment, offbeat compliment, out of the ordinary compliment, peculiar compliment, quirky compliment, remarkable compliment, singular compliment, strange compliment, uncanny compliment, uncommon compliment, unexpected compliment, unique compliment, unusual compliment, weird compliment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “great job”? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with the weirdest and most unusual compliments you’ll ever receive!

Join our server and prepare to be showered with compliments like “Your pixelated hair looks fabulous today” or “Your block-placing skills are out of this world, like seriously, are you a wizard or something?” But that’s not all, our players are known for their creativity when it comes to complimenting, so be prepared for some truly bizarre and hilarious compliments that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing out loud at the same time.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most outrageous compliments in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment that will make you question reality itself. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Multiverse Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Realities, books, choose your own path, create-your-own-adventure, Decision making, Exploration, FANTASY, free will, gamebooks, imagination, immersive experience, Interactive Fiction, interactive storytelling, multiple dimensions, multiple endings, Multiverse, navigation, reader-driven narrative, role playing, storytelling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

So, like, imagine if you could, like, jump into a book and, like, create your own adventure, right? Well, on this epic Minecraft server, it’s like that but on steroids, dude! You can, like, travel through different dimensions and, like, do whatever the heck you want!

Want to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake and live like a king? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Heck yeah, let’s boogie!

This server is, like, the ultimate playground for your wildest fantasies. So, like, grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy ride through the multiverse. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Beykery

backstory, bedrock, Beykery, character profiles, Discord, improv, java, Lore, motives, narrative, personal stories, proximity chat, smp, Streamers, Vanilla Plus, Writers

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8177	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Server Name	The Beykery
Server Type	Vanilla+ (proximity chat)
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock 1.21.3

Overview

The Beykery is a Vanilla+ (proximity chat) Minecraft server where players can create their characters with unique backstories and motives. The server features an overarching story crafted by the team, where interactions are primarily improv-based. Streamers and writers collaborate to weave personal stories into the narrative.

For more information about the current lore, you can visit here.

Join the discord here.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join The Beykery Minecraft server?	You can join the server by connecting with Java or Bedrock 1.21.3 and joining the server IP provided.
What is the server type?	The server is Vanilla+ with proximity chat enabled for a unique gameplay experience.
Can I create my character with a backstory?	Yes, players are encouraged to create characters with their own backstories and motives to merge into the overarching story.
Is there a discord for The Beykery?	Yes, you can join the discord community at the provided link for updates, discussions, and more.

Whispering Echoes 1.21.4

1.21.4, accident, accident prone, awkward, child, Cleanup, Echoes, EMBARRASSMENT, funny, humor, mahiro, Messy, mishap, mistake, Oops, parenting, Poop, shame, Situation, Surprise, underwear, unexpected, whispering

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	9081
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the wildest and craziest adventures! We have exploding poop everywhere! It’s like a party in your pants, but in Minecraft! Explore a world where poop is the ultimate power-up and watch out for surprise attacks from flying underwear! It’s a poop-tastic experience you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft messy again!

RedditCraft SMP – Solo Hobbyists

Creative pursuits, enjoyable activities, hobbies for enjoyment, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for mental health, hobbies for mindfulness, hobbies for one person, hobbies for personal growth, hobbies for relaxation, hobbies for self-discovery, hobbies for self-improvement, hobbies for solitude, hobbies for stress relief, hobbyists, indoor hobbies, leisure time, outdoor activities, reddit users, RedditCraft, Relaxation, self-care, smp, Solo, solo hobbies

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard me right, the creepers are dancing now!

Join our wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. Build a house out of giant mushrooms, ride a llama into battle, or even start a llama circus (yes, llama circus is a thing now). The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a hot tub full of lava (don’t worry, it’s safe…maybe). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to join this madness?

So come on down to our server and let’s create chaos together! Who needs normal when you can have insane? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history…or at least a really funny YouTube video.