Hate-Love Crafters | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Barrelly Legal Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to protect the barrels at all costs! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that these barrels contain the rarest and most valuable items in all of Minecraft. Some say they hold the secret to unlimited diamonds, while others believe they are portals to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs.

Join our server and become a Barrel Guardian, tasked with defending these precious barrels from thieves, griefers, and even the occasional Ender Dragon looking for a snack. But beware, for the barrels are not just any ordinary containers – they have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to protect themselves.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind the barrels and unlock their hidden powers. Or you might just end up in a staring contest with a stubborn barrel. Either way, it’s bound to be a barrel of laughs!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Bushnell’s Minecraft Madness

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with zero threads and no poopy protestors in sight? Look no further! Join our server and experience the madness for yourself.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so wild, even Aaron Bushnell would be impressed. – We have a secret underground society of poopy protestors fighting for their rights. – The only way to level up is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing Minecraft. It’s a workout and a gaming session all in one!

So what are you waiting for? Search no more, join our server and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty Cougar’s Cub Den: Where even a well-groomed 35-year-old can thrive!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even a 35-year-old with a good job can easily snag themselves a hot 18-22 year old player! 🤣 Forget about those roastie copes, join our server and level up your dating game like never before.

Imagine building a virtual mansion together with your new Minecraft babe, exploring caves and fighting off creepers as a power couple. Who needs Tinder when you have our server to find your player 2? 😏

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic quest for love and diamonds! 💎💕

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyBookshelf – Where books come alive and creepers get shelved!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite physical collectors of /a/ gather to show off their rare treasures!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the rarest item ever found on our server was a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas to do your bidding. And that’s not all – players have reported stumbling upon secret dungeons filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots!

So if you want to prove that you are a true physical collector of /a/ and embark on epic quests to uncover hidden treasures, then join us on our Minecraft server today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SuomiCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘Perkele!’

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more fun than a sauna party with an average Finnish couple?

Welcome to our server, where the creepers are as friendly as a reindeer in a snowstorm! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and more memes than you can shake a moose at.

Reasons to join:

– Our diamond armor is shinier than the Northern Lights – Our PvP battles are more intense than a polar bear wrestling match – Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a polar bear

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a reindeer on Red Bull!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Farms Harvested:	229	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Booty Bounty: ‘Saruei owes me sex’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Reasons to join:

– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!

Insane stories:

– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixelated Anime Adventures

Adventures, Anime, Awareness, brown characters, character design, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnicity, gaming industry, inclusion, japanese, Media, Minority, pixelated, Problematic, racial stereotypes, representation, representation matters, social justice, Stereotypes, video games

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, STOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games and join our server instead!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine filled with enchanted pickaxes that could mine blocks with just one hit. And that player became the richest player on the server, all thanks to our magical world of wonders.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens that can fly you to the highest mountains and the deepest caves. You can also battle zombie pigs riding on rainbow llamas while wearing a unicorn helmet that shoots fireworksSTOP liking brown characters just because they are from Japanese games.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty Memes: Where ‘/pol/’ is Just Another Block in the World

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are always perfectly aligned and the creepers are always friendly! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ruler of the land. They built a GLORIOUS castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and rode around on a unicorn while battling evil mobs with a LEGENDARY sword. And guess what? That player could be YOU!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in EPIC PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive DISCO party every Saturday night, where the music never stops and the dance floor is made of glowstone.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your EPIC Minecraft adventure. And remember, when someone asks why you joined, just say, “And that’s a good thing!”

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Star Shards Collected:	111	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147
Towns Built:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Limbus Crew – Rule #1442

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Welcome to the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, the tutorial is important. And make sure to download the game from our AppStore, Google Play, or Steam links. It’s a journey you won’t regret (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

But hey, don’t just take our word for it. Check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for more insanity. And if you need EGO and Sinner info, we’ve got you covered with our useful resources and guides.

Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend! 🤪🎮🔥

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Anon’s Block Party: Server 77180708

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden world filled with talking llamas and dancing creepers. But that’s not all! Our server also has a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, where you can battle flying pigs with laser swords!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in our weekly dragon races, where you can ride on the back of a fire-breathing dragon and compete against other players for the title of Dragon Master!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	340271
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mines Excavated:	3780	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

DickCraft: Where you’ll find out what really made you realize you like dick

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Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server where the question “What made you realize you like dick?” is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn mounts, and explosive chickens that shoot fireballs out of their butts!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Dungeon, where players can battle it out on the dance floor for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t forget about our enchanted hot tubs that grant players special powers like the ability to fly or turn invisible.

So why hesitate? Join us now and discover a world where anything is possible, including finding out what made you realize you like dick (spoiler alert: it was probably the magic mushrooms).

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TaiwanCraft: Where even the creepers are confused about geography!

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape the shithole that is Taiwan and join a world of endless possibilities!

Join us because we have unicorns riding rainbows and leprechauns guarding our treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

Our server is so amazing that even the rich Taiwanese are leaving their mansions behind to join us in the quest for pixelated glory.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build a castle made of cheese or ride a giant chicken into battle against the evil creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the shithole of Taiwan behind for good!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLcraft Server

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Attention all Minecraft players! Are you tired of the same old races in the game? Well, have no fear because a NEW RACE has just dropped on our server – the gay bird people! Yes, you heard that right, you can now soar through the skies and build your nest in the clouds.

But wait, there’s more! These bird people come with customizable features, so you can make your character truly unique. Want rainbow feathers and sparkly wings? No problem! The possibilities are endless.

Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where you can fly high and conquer the skies with your fabulous feathered friends. Don’t miss out on this EPIC opportunity to be part of the gay bird revolution!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

FloodCraft: Dubai Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life disasters like biblical flooding in Dubai caused by a rich dude who left his faucet on too long! 🌊💰

Join our server and build your own virtual Dubai without worrying about climate change or cloud seeding ruining your plans. 🏗️☀️

Explore our vast world filled with luxurious skyscrapers and golden deserts, where you can create your own oasis of wealth and power. 💎🏜️

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny, no matter how ridiculous or outrageous it may be! 🤪🎮

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start building your own Dubai of dreams! 💫🏙️

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Endermen Wear Bowties

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because on our server, you can participate in SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books while fending off crazy creatures!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining the Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission where you’ll be serving up ramen to hungry Minecraft characters? It’s a ramen-tastic adventure you won’t want to miss!

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, get ready for the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors – Torment w/Heavy Armor) event where you’ll face off against the toughest foes wearing heavy armor. It’s a battle like no other!

But that’s not all, on our server, you can also join the Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council event where you’ll be crunching numbers and fighting off enemies at the same time. It’s a multitasking extravaganza!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Star Shards Collected:	93
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5