New Minecraft Servers

Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with annoying internet trolls and keyboard warriors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the online world by diving into a virtual world where you can build, explore, and troll-proof yourself from all the haters.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.

So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

  • 6YearOldGrief

    6YearOldGrief

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

    Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

    And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

    BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

    Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BadBlockz_Server

    BadBlockz_Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

    Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

    And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NaziPurgeCraft

    NaziPurgeCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bloom SMP

    Bloom SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    IP play.bloomsmp.net
    Joinable Versions 1.9 – 1.21.4

    Features:

      • Anti griefing
      • Cross play
      • A welcoming community
      • An active Discord
      • A friendly staff team
      • Regular events

    Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

    Website: https://bloomsmp.net

    Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server modded? No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
    What versions can I join with? You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
    Are there regular events on the server? Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP