HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Villages Defended:	19	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Potions Brewed:	171
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Towns Built:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Buildings Constructed:	22	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ores Mined:	7194	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	128
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Potions Brewed:	92
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Crops Grown:	1077	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449
Runes Activated:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4702	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magic Items Found:	7428	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2