HarrisCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, election support, Government, harris, HarrisCraft, humor, international relations, joking, Kremlin, Meeting, Minecraft, news headlines, next week, Politics, presidential candidates, putin, Server, Statements, trump, us elections, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Mines Excavated:	1402	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

LeftoverEatsMC

delicious leftovers, leftover cooking, leftover cravings, leftover delights, leftover dishes, leftover enjoyment, leftover favorites, leftover flavors, leftover food, leftover goodness, leftover indulgence, leftover joy, leftover magic, leftover meals, Leftover recipes, leftover satisfaction, leftover treats, leftover yumminess, LeftoverEatsMC, reheated meals, tasty leftovers

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Star Shards Collected:	219
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Votes:	2687

Do you know what tastes even better than leftover pizza? Joining our Minecraft server, where the creepers are so scared of us they explode before we even get close! Our virtual food tastes so good, even the Ender Dragon wants a bite. So come join us and experience the culinary delights of our pixelated world. Who needs real food when you can feast on the deliciousness of our server?

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3485
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2540	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Enchantments Applied:	90
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Farms Harvested:	325
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	New Chunks Explored:	322287
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7812	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7809
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Potions Brewed:	130
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Buildings Constructed:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Emeralds Found:	3115

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8933
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
Towns Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7332
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mines Excavated:	2184	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	7207
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever