Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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