Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Meteorites Collected: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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