Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers have taken over and are demanding taxes in the form of golden carrots. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of life hacks to make your daily life more hilarious! Need to build a house? Just use a stack of TNT and watch it magically appear! Want to tame a wolf? Just serenade it with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”! So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
Villages Defended: 18 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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