Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to witness a group of players trying to build a giant rollercoaster out of TNT, only for it to explode in their faces (literally). Or how about joining in on the fun of our weekly llama races, where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the rest of the day?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see a group of players try to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks? Or watch as someone accidentally turns their entire house into a giant lava pit because they thought they were using a water bucket?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until you cry, then look no further. Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous shenanigans and unforgettable moments. Who knows, you might even become the server’s resident prankster or master builder. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Dragons Tamed: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss

    Early Dinner Early Breakfast Weight Loss
    join dis epic minecraft server if u wanna keep a healthy weight, bro! we got da best circadian rhythms in da game, u gonna be burnin’ dem calories like a pro. eat an early dinner, eat an early breakfast, and BOOM – u gonna be lookin’ like a snack in no time. plus, our appetite regulation is on point, u ain’t gonna be snackin’ all day like a noob. so come join us and get dat healthy weight, cuz we all about dem early meals and epic weight management skills. #minecraftgoals #healthyweightgang

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HahaHexArchon: Where Custom Worlds, Mobs and Enchants Meet Boss Fights, Quests, and Eventful Shenanigans!

    HexArchon Overview

    Description HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and more.

    Links

    Our Values

    We are dedicated to creating a unique and enjoyable experience for our community. Here are some of our core values:

    We listen to community feedback and are transparent in our decisions and development process.
    Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles Players can choose from various playstyles and enjoy optional additions to enhance their gameplay experience.
    Trust & respect We strive to build trust and respect within our community and maintain a positive environment.
    Dedicated updates We continuously add new content to keep the gameplay experience fresh and engaging.

    Gameplay Mechanics

    • Custom Mobs
    • Custom Items
    • Custom Enchants
    • Dungeons
    • Quests
    • Abilities
    • Stats
    • Auto Farms
    • Furnaces
    • Furniture
    • Player Shops
    • Pets
    • Fishing
    • Quality-of-life Improvements

    Technicals

    Server performance and responsiveness are top priorities:

    CPU AMD Ryzen 9 7950X
    RAM 3200MHz 64GB
    Storage 2TB NVME SSD
    Location US East Coast

    Joining

    • Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
    • Supports Bedrock (Port 19132)

    Thanks for reading! Join us on HexArchon for a unique gaming experience.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dimension Hops: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71 Magical Moments Shared: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BurgerCraft Minecraft Server

    BurgerCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where our Iron Dome defense system is always on point! Just like in real life, we have a team of experts ready to intercept any incoming missiles from other players trying to attack our base. Join us and witness the epic battles as our defensive coalition, led by the United States (yes, you read that right), takes down all threats with ease.

    But that’s not all! Our server is located in the heart of Israel, where you can explore ancient ruins and uncover hidden treasures while dodging incoming missiles. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

    So why wait? Join us now for a one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will leave you on the edge of your seat (and hopefully not under attack). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world of Minecraft warfare!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4704 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Void Armor Forged: 24 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP

    Laugh At Argentina Thread Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being stuck with El Bencho and Lautardo on other servers when you could be playing with the Serie A top scorer instead? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave those scrubs in the dust! Our server is so epic, even Cristiano Ronaldo wants to join, but we had to tell him sorry, no room for goats here, only players who can mine diamonds like a pro. So come join us and show off your building skills, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find the legendary Notch himself hiding in a secret cave. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventures and the most hilarious moments – join our server now!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PramQueueSkipperAITAH

    PramQueueSkipperAITAH
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where queue etiquette is taken to the next level! Join us for epic battles over who gets to be next in line at the virtual CEX shop. Will you be the one to bravely park your baby’s pram and leave the line, only to return and claim your rightful spot? Or will you be like our fearless player (F, 26) who dared to defy the unwritten rules of the queue and face the wrath of a seething mother?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy encounters. Explore the bustling shopping center, navigate through cramped aisles, and engage in heated debates over who truly deserves to be served first. And if things get too intense, just remember to tell your opponents to “fuck off” before making your grand exit.

    So why wait in line in the real world when you can join us in this chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server? Who knew shopping for second hand games and DVDs could be so thrilling? Join now and let the queue drama unfold!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CraftyCreeperCraziness

    CraftyCreeperCraziness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you won’t believe it’s real!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with Endermen and party like it’s 1999. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s against the rules).

    So come on down to our server and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Ores Mined: 9963 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server

    NorthKoreanArtillery Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz we got half of Russia’s artillery shells sourced from North Korea! like, can u even imagine the chaos and explosions happenin’ here?! it’s like a war zone but in Minecraft, so u can blow stuff up without gettin’ in trouble with the law. plus, we got secret intel from Western Intelligence, so u know it’s gonna be wild. join now before Putin finds out and tries to shut us down! #MinecraftWarZone #NorthKoreaExplosions #JoinOrDie

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest

    NukeCraft: Trump’s Urgent Quest
    yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? well, lemme tell ya, this server is so lit that even Trump is urging Israel to hit the nuclear first and worry about the rest later just to get a chance to play on it!

    imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. our server is so insane that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    we’ve got custom plugins that let you shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant chicken, and summon a herd of dancing cows. not to mention, our community is full of the coolest players who will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Nightmare Toys Transform

    Nightmare Toys Transform
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest shizz ever in minecraft!!! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, n zombies doin da macarena!!! u wont believe ur eyes when u see da giant chicken boss dat drops diamond blocks when u defeat it (true story, bro).

    we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies till da break of dawn. and if u ever get bored, just hop on our roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall (dont worry, u wont get burned…probably).

    come join us and be part of da most epic and insane minecraft server ever created!!! trust us, u wont regret it…probably.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 201 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Misinfo MasterCraft

    Misinfo MasterCraft
    so, like, this server is where all the cool kids hang out, ya know? we got like, dragons and unicorns and stuff. but like, the best part is that if you join, you get a free pet zombie pigman. like, how cool is that?

    oh, and get this, we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got diamonds for days, bro. and if you find the secret entrance, you get to keep whatever you can carry. it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions.

    also, we have this epic battle arena where you can challenge other players to duels. winner gets a golden apple or something. but like, watch out for the lava traps, they’ll getcha every time.

    so yeah, if you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever, come hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it. plus, our pet zombie pigman is super cuddly.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Emeralds Found: 4572
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3026 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Ella Minecraft Server?

    Ella is a passionate and dynamic individual with a creative mind and a love for all things artistic. With a background in design and a keen eye for detail, she excels in bringing ideas to life through her work. Ella is dedicated to continuous learning and growth, always seeking out new challenges and opportunities to expand her skill set. When she’s not busy creating, you can find Ella exploring her local art scene, traveling to new destinations, or spending time in nature.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
    Magic Items Found: 2891 Villages Defended: 16
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Zapped Creeper Sanctuary – The Explosive Server of Fun! Join Now for Thrills and Spills!

    Charged Creeper Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Description
    Lite RPG Experience
    Quality of Life (QoL) Player Warps, Homes, RTP, TPA, Heads, Land Claiming, Crates, Live Maps
    Voting System
    Player Economy Player-owned & operated economy for buying and selling items
    Cross-Platform Play Play with friends on any platform with different MC versions
    Informative Discord Channel Featuring Discord-to-Minecraft chatting and updates
    Custom Help Menu Resource available 24/7 for player assistance

    Website: http://www.chargedcreeper.com Discord Channel: https://discord.com/invite/CUFC7VNr5u Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com Bedrock Port: 25566

    We eagerly await the arrival of new players on our server and welcome individuals from all backgrounds. Feel free to join our server anytime as we are not whitelisted – and enjoy everything we have to offer!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. How do I join the Charged Creeper server?

    To join the server, simply use the Java IP: mc.chargedcreeper.com or connect via Bedrock on port 25566.

    2. What kind of RPG elements are available on the server?

    The server offers Dungeons, Mob Arenas, Outposts, Quests, McMMO, Custom Enchants & Custom Monsters to enhance the mid-to-end game experience.

    3. How can I earn rewards through voting?

    By participating in the voting system, players receive a Voting Crate Key and a pinata to beat up for additional rewards.

    4. Is there a player economy on the server?

    Yes, players can buy and sell items with each other in the player-owned & operated economy.

    5. Can I play with friends on different platforms?

    Absolutely! The server supports cross-platform play, allowing players on different Minecraft versions to play together.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 16 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server

    Pixel PVP – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. Seriously, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

    2. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. Who needs a pet dog when you have a pet zombie?

    3. Our server is so epic, Notch himself logs on to play. Rumor has it he even built a secret diamond castle somewhere on the map.

    4. Need a break from mining? No problem! Our server hosts weekly dance parties at the Nether portal. Get your groove on with some zombie pigmen!

    5. Looking for a challenge? We have a secret quest where you have to defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. It’s called the “Blindfolded Dragon Dance” and only the bravest players attempt it.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 430 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP

    I Want To Be A Part Of The Cabal Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society known as “The Cabal.” Rumor has it that they control the entire server with their mystical powers and offer incredible perks to those who join their ranks.

    Join us if you dare, but be warned – the initiation process involves a parkour course over a pit of lava, a battle with a dragon, and a dance-off with a creeper. But hey, it’s all worth it to be a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a member of The Cabal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to unlimited diamonds or gain the ability to fly. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild server.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 New Chunks Explored: 76878
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • OpenDoorPoopCraft

    OpenDoorPoopCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pooping with the door open is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds while sitting on the toilet in-game. It’s a multi-tasker’s dream come true!

    2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure?

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Toilet King, a mysterious figure who rules over all bathroom-related activities. Rumor has it that if you impress him with your building skills, he will grant you the power to summon toilets at will.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of pooping with the door open like never before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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