Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a Psilocybin trip for your gaming experience!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with love and laughter, just like that magical trip you’ll never forget.

So come on, hop on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Minecraft who?” Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling happier than ever before!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ores Mined: 7776

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Treasure Maps Found: 14

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 187
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Runes Activated: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 5476
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Love Letters Sent: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 257
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Farms Harvested: 959 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Runes Activated: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Demon Skulls Collected: 48
    Farms Harvested: 658 Divine Spears Created: 17
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Potions Brewed: 73 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Runes Activated: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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