HangryCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of family drama like this? Looking for an escape from the chaos of real life? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your troubles behind!

On our server, you can feast on virtual truffle pizza without anyone judging you. No more boiled eggs or plain chicken – only the finest pixelated delicacies for you to enjoy. And don’t worry about your health, because in this world, you can cure any ailment with a simple change of diet (no need for pesky doctors or medication).

So come join us and build your own paradise, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a world where the only opinion that matters is your own. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Momma’s Minecraft Server: No Emotional Support Needed

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Are you tired of being the emotional support for your mom’s never-ending drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is between you and a creeper! No more being dragged into family feuds or forced to be a buffer at awkward gatherings. On our server, you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with your friends without any family drama ruining the vibe.

Say goodbye to being the mediator between warring family members and hello to a world where the only conflict is between players battling it out in epic PvP matches. Join now and leave the real-life drama behind – because who needs that when you can be mining for diamonds and fighting off zombies instead?

So come on, ditch the family gatherings and join our server for a drama-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck in the middle of your mom’s feud with your aunt. Plus, we have virtual cake that won’t be ruined by family tension – what more could you ask for?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GF vs Charity – Who Wins?

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Are you tired of real-life drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any messy divorces or angry girlfriends!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild and forget about all your real-life problems. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a whole community of fellow players to build and explore with?

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your virtual dream house without any financial commitments or drama! Who needs real life when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	150	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Farms Harvested:	189
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6331
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

StudyCraft SMP – No Boredom Allowed!

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Are you tired of studying alone and falling asleep in your textbooks? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate study buddy you never knew you needed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, epic building competitions, and secret underground libraries where you can actually study in peace (if you can survive the zombie apocalypse, that is). Who needs boring old textbooks when you can learn about redstone engineering by building a working roller coaster or study history by reenacting epic battles with your fellow players? So come on, join us and say goodbye to boredom forever!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PerfektionCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where every block is perfectly placed, just like in that one movie where the director was a block placing genius. Rumor has it, the entire movie was actually filmed in our server because it was just that good. So if you want to be a part of cinematic history and witness the ultimate block placing experience, come join us now!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Gods Slained:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EuroDroneWar Minecraft Server

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lolz join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a dutch defense minister who will give u 400 mln euros for a drone action plan with ukraine like wut even is that??? come build ur own drone army and take over the server with ur epic flying machines. who needs diamonds when u got drones, amirite??? plus, u might even get to meet the dutch defense minister in game and get some insider tips on how to rule the world with ur drones. join now and start ur journey to world domination, one drone at a time!!!! #dronelife #minecraftmadness #dutchdefenseministerOP

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PentaCraft Defense Summit

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OMG U GUYS U HAVE TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ DA DEFENSE CHIEFS OF US AND ISRAEL R GONNA MEET AT DA PENTAGON ON OCT 9 AND WE GONNA HAVE A PARTY AFTER AND BUILD A GIANT PENTAGON IN DA GAME AND BATTLE IT OUT LIKE EPIC WARRIORS. U DONT WANNA MISS DIS, IT GONNA BE LIT AF. JOIN NOW OR U GONNA REGRET IT 4EVA. #PENTAGONPARTY #EPICBATTLES #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NostalgiaCraft: Where our spawn builds are older than most players! Join our ancient economy today!

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NostalgiaCraft <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/empireworld-survival-economy-work-buyer-minecraft-server/">Server</a>

NostalgiaCraft Server Overview

Trailer/Showcase	Watch Here
IP Address	mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun
Discord	Join Here

What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

Established in 2020 with no frequent resets
Large world border of 300k x 300k
Vanilla item-based economy for shops and trading
Strictly Vanilla+ gameplay enhancements
Graylist system for safety in spawn area
Active community and Discord presence
Dedicated server for smooth gameplay

Join NostalgiaCraft today for a cozy, high-quality, and fun SMP experience!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there an application process to join?	No, simply join the server using the IP address provided.
Are there frequent world resets?	No, unless there are significant changes in world generation by Mojang.
What plugins are used on the server?	The server strictly adheres to Vanilla+ gameplay with no additional plugins introducing new mechanics.
How large is the world border?	The world border is 300k x 300k due to dedicated server storage.
Is PvP allowed in the spawn area?	No, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a safe zone for community interaction without PvP or stealing threats.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Who is this beauty?! Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. These llamas were busting out some serious moves to the tune of “Baby Shark” and the player couldn’t stop laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where villagers let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a creeper doing the moonwalk.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Slop Eaters Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the pigs rule the land and the slop is always flowing! Join us for non-stop commercials from WWE, because nothing gets you in the mood to mine and craft like watching wrestling superstars promote our server.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Pig King, who wears a crown made of diamonds and rules over all the bacon-loving citizens with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Pig King in a bacon-eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the secret Pig Palace, where all your wildest pork-related dreams come true.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and feast with the piggies, because on our server, the slop is always plentiful and the adventures are never-ending. Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things can get pretty silly around here!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Runes Activated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

ToxicExGirlfriend – Minecraft SMP

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So you finally decided to break up with your toxic ex? Well, let me tell you, joining our Minecraft SMP is the best decision you could make after that! Our server is like a therapy session, but with blocks and creepers. Build your way to healing and leave all that relationship drama behind. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds have magical healing powers, so you might just find your heart on the mend while mining for those shiny blue rocks. So come join us and let’s craft our way to a brighter future together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in the bedroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to boost your sexual confidence! Join us and you’ll be strutting your stuff like a pro in no time. Our virtual world is filled with sexy pixelated creatures just waiting to be tamed. Who needs real-life experience when you can practice your moves on our server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Get ready to level up your game in more ways than one!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BlockquakeCraft

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Get ready to experience the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Our server is like an ‘earthquake’ of air strikes, but instead of destruction, we bring non-stop fun and chaos! Join us and witness the heaviest Israeli bombing since the war began…in Minecraft!

Build your own bomb shelter to protect yourself from the craziness happening around you. Collect resources to trade with other players for secret weapons and power-ups. Explore our war-torn world and uncover hidden treasures amidst the chaos.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can survive the madness that awaits. So join us now and be a part of the most explosive Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Welcome to Bloom SMP, where we celebrate our love for semi-vanilla survival! No square brackets or curly braces allowed.

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Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but does have gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions of Minecraft can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.
Is griefing allowed?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect player builds.
Is there an active Discord community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server for Bloom SMP.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Astral Projections Made:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nordic Beauties Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be living out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and embark on a quest to collect rare items and build the most epic base ever seen in the Minecraft world. But here’s the twist – every time you level up, you’ll be one step closer to fulfilling your ultimate goal of being owed sex by Scandinavian women.

That’s right, on our server, the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky player who finally gets what they’re owed…

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	New Chunks Explored:	637333
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Why are there so many minecraft smp games at the same time? How do you…

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Are you tired of trying to choose which NFL game to watch because they’re all on at the same time? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can watch all the games at once! That’s right, we have a special plugin that streams every single NFL game directly into the game for your viewing pleasure. Want to watch the Packers take on the Chiefs while also keeping an eye on the Patriots vs. the Buccaneers? No problem! Join our SMP and never miss a second of the action. Plus, rumor has it that if you watch all the games at once, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play football with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the ultimate NFL viewing experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	176	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.