Are you tired of ungrateful basement-dwelling relatives who can’t even cook for themselves, let alone for your kids? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of virtual adventures and leave the real-life drama behind.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled family members expecting you to cook for them while they scream at video games. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and having a blast with fellow players who actually know how to fend for themselves.

Forget about making extra meals for lazy relatives who can’t be bothered to lift a finger. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any real-life distractions. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about running out of leftovers or dealing with unnecessary drama ever again.

So come on over and join us for a hilarious and drama-free Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a live-in chef when you can have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Let’s build, explore, and laugh our way to victory on our server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Towns Built: 8 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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