u gotta join dis server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae’s teeth. we got creepers that tell knock-knock jokes and skeletons that moonwalk. plus, our villagers throw the best parties this side of the nether. come join us and see why we’re the hottest spot in the blocky world. just watch out for the ender dragon, he’s a real diva.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Magical Moments Shared: 15
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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