Hangover Minecraft SMP

alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Buildings Constructed:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Buildings Constructed:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Emeralds Found:	2646
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1464	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mines Excavated:	2290	Runes Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Animals Bred:	54	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9691	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Potions Brewed:	178
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Meteorites Collected:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	2180	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Zombie Dances:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	664
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mines Excavated:	4566
Players Killed by Monsters:	3457	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Animals Bred:	159
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Villages Defended:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!