like, imagine this: you log on and you’re instantly transported to a world where everything is made of cheese. yes, cheese. and not just any cheese, but like, the fanciest cheese you’ve ever tasted. you can build your own cheese castle and ride around on cheese horses. it’s like a dream come true for all you cheese lovers out there.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground lair where you can battle evil cheese monsters and save the cheese kingdom from certain doom. it’s like a cheesy version of game of thrones, but way more fun and way less nudity.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make putin do a happy dance, then you gotta join this server. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those pesky cheese zombies – they’re a real pain in the brie.
Our server is so lit, you’ll be like “Ukraine who?” as you mine for diamonds in our underground caves filled with lava and creepers. And get this, our pig races are more intense than a presidential debate!
Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Ukraine aid when you have a Minecraft server this wild? Let’s make Minecraft great again!
we welcome all players, no matter if you’re a pro builder or just starting out. and get this, we even have special events for athletes with disabilities, so everyone can join in on the fun.
plus, if you’re into team sports, we got your back. no more gettin yelled at for not scoring that goal or missing that shot. on this server, we celebrate all achievements, big or small.
so come join us, where the only thing you’ll be supervising is your own epic builds. trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this crazy ride.
| Description | 🌿💎 Survival Server 🌿💎 Full-Vanilla Survival, Java & Bedrock Friendly Community: Don’t steal, just chill No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim. No borders. No resets. 🌶️ Hard Difficulty. |
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| Rules | There are no “claims” or locked chests, but stealing if forbidden. No unwelcome PvP. No trolling, cheating, or hacking. |
| Join Now | IP: mc.creaking.fun Java: use the above IP. Bedrock: add CreakingBedrock Discord: https://discord.gg/CreakingSMP |
| Question | Answer |
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| Are there any specific server rules? | Yes, the rules include no stealing, no unwelcome PvP, no trolling, cheating, or hacking. |
| Can I play on this server with Bedrock Edition? | Yes, you can play on this server with Bedrock Edition by adding CreakingBedrock to the IP. |
| Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server? | Yes, you can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/CreakingSMP. |
Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk, that’s what you’ll find here.
And get this, the diamonds in this server are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. You’ll be like, “Who needs sunglasses when I have these bling bling diamonds?”
Plus, the zombies here are like supermodels, they strut around like they own the place. It’s like a zombie fashion show up in here.
So, come join us on this epic Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality questioned. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.
