Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed: 33 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Astral Orbs Gathered: 18
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server.The only plugins added are intended to prevent griefing and create the best experience for the user.Our forum: https://enviro.enjin.com/PvP is enabled, however there is no strong emphasis on participating or not. You can get a players head if you kill them (its a small chance but looting helps greatly).Our goal is to host a survival server, for a small community to enjoy with others. Everyone is welcome!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Legendary Scepters Created: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MxRox NetWork

    MxRox NetWork

    Welcome to the Minecraft server GTA (Guns), where players can experience an exciting combination of PVP and PVE gameplay. This server offers a range of game modes, including Hunger Games, Factions, and Mini-Games. With the addition of guns, the gameplay takes on a whole new level of intensity.The GTA server offers a unique and exciting twist on the traditional PVP experience. Players can participate in raids against powerful bosses, compete in Envoy events, and loot in-game chests for valuable rewards. They can also buy houses and apartments to serve as their base of operations and conquer the GTA by fighting other gangs.One of the most popular game modes on the GTA server is Hunger Games. In this game mode, players compete against each other to be the last ones standing. With guns added to the mix, the competition is even more intense. Players must scavenge for weapons and resources, build alliances, and fight to survive.The Factions game mode offers both PVP and PVE gameplay, as players must work together to build up their faction while also defending it from enemy factions. The addition of guns adds a new layer of strategy to this game mode, as players must balance offense and defense.The Mini-Games mode offers a variety of different games for players to enjoy, all with guns as the central theme. Whether you want to participate in a gunfighting competition or a game of capture the flag, there’s something for everyone in this game mode.For those who prefer a more vanilla experience, the server also offers Vanilla One Block, where players start with just one block and must expand and survive on their own. And for those who want a more traditional survival experience, there’s Vanilla SMP, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and survive against the elements.The server also offers a bounty system, where players can claim bounties on other players and hunt down their targets. Auctions are held regularly, where players can bid on valuable items and weapons. And supply drops add an element of unpredictability to the game, as players must compete to grab valuable supplies before they disappear.With its unique blend of PVP and PVE gameplay, the GTA server offers an exciting and challenging experience for Minecraft players. The addition of guns adds a whole new layer of strategy and intensity to the game, making it an unforgettable experience for those who dare to enter the world of GTA.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Paradise Chile Network

    Paradise Chile Network

    Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Towns Built: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SagaCraft Brazil

    SagaCraft Brazil

    Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 19 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 53 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Universal-Rebirth

    Universal-Rebirth

    Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Emeralds Found: 2700
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 254 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocks2Die

    Blocks2Die

    BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WorldCraft

    WorldCraft

    Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Enchantments Applied: 229
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LotusMC

    LotusMC

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pride Central Smp

    Pride Central Smp

    Welcome to our LGBTQIA+ inclusive and friendly Minecraft survival server, where everyone is welcome to join in on the fun! Our server is a safe and supportive space for players of all identities to come together and enjoy the wonderful world of Minecraft.We believe in celebrating diversity and promoting inclusivity, which is why we have created an environment where every player can express themselves freely. Whether you identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, intersex, asexual, or any other identity, you’ll find a warm and accepting community here.But that’s not all – we’re all about having a blast too! Our server hosts a variety of exciting events that are sure to tickle your creative spirit. From building competitions that let your imagination run wild to art competitions that showcase your unique talents, there’s always something happening to keep you engaged.So whether you’re a master builder, an artistic genius, or just looking for a place to connect with like-minded folks, our LGBTQIA+ inclusive survival Minecraft server is the perfect place for you. Join us and be part of an incredible community where friendship, creativity, and acceptance reign supreme!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Farms Harvested: 496
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SageCraft

    SageCraft

    Are you tired of the same old p2W 1.8.9 faction experience? We have spent months working with Tequila-Spigot, the newest cannoning.jar that allows for 1.8 cannons on the newest versions of Minecraft. That’s right, this is not a 1.8 server. 𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐫𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝟏.𝟐𝟎.2 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝟏.𝟖 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤!

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ShantyCraft

    ShantyCraft

    Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Crops Grown: 5701
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Farms Harvested: 598 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SkittleMC

    SkittleMC

    Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Adventure Kingdom

    Adventure Kingdom

    Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildCraft

    WildCraft

    WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

    Updated October 14, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26 Dimension Hops: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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