Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Astral Projections Made: 2
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Survive If Possible

    Survive If Possible

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Titanic Battles Fought: 27 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Mines Excavated: 4949
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Fairy Forest SMP

    Fairy Forest SMP

    ᖭི༏ᖫྀ ⸝⸝ FAIRY FOREST SMP ㆍ₊⊹ ᖭི༏ᖫྀ we are a new small minecraft SMP looking for active members! our server is a cross-play server meaning java or bedrock players are welcome! our community is an lgbtq+ and BLM welcoming space! make new friends now! we’ll be opening around february, make sure to join our discord server if you are bedrock so you can get the instructions you need to join there!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DupeBlocks

    DupeBlocks

    Classic lifesteal but with a twist. You can duplicate items.

    – Crystal PvP – Kill players – Gain hearts – Duplicate items

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Argentinidad

    Argentinidad

    Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

    Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

    Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

    New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

    Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • GODMC

    GODMC

    Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 30
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • MCTantrum

    MCTantrum

    MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

    We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

    We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

    ‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FTB Direwolf20 Latest

    FTB Direwolf20 Latest

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    >> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

    ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Lapitos Gaclaticraft

    Lapitos Gaclaticraft

    In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • RedePike

    RedePike

    Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

    > Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Falling into the Void: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • PokeVanilla

    PokeVanilla

    :0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

    We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 50

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • MinePixel

    MinePixel

    Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

    – Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 121
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Animals Bred: 127 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Farnetworks

    Farnetworks

    Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Magic Items Found: 2440
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 50 Magical Moments Shared: 17

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Boomercraft.eu

    Boomercraft.eu

    Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

    We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

    We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

    Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • PlutoCraft

    PlutoCraft

    PlutoCraft

    Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 99
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • WatAlca

    WatAlca

    Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 121
    Crops Grown: 1384 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 8
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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