Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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