hamiumMC ・ Season 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3878
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6901
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	1060	Gods Slained:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magic Items Found:	1956	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1555
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8505
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3566
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	625
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412
Buildings Constructed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5347
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	106
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1337	Enchantments Applied:	95
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Void Gems Collected:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2557

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Endless Night Skies:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

Players:	105/300	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Endless Legions Commanded:	37