hamiumMC ・ Season 5 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SankCraft: Russian Blast Ship

Black sea, blast, crew safety., emergency response, engine room blast, geopolitical tensions, international relations, investigation, maritime disaster, maritime incident, maritime security, Russian, Russian navy, Russian ship, safety regulations, salvage operation, sanctions enforcement, sanctions violation, SankCraft, Ship, Shipping industry, sinks, US sanctions, vessel sinking

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	73	Crops Grown:	1902
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this wild Minecraft server where a Russian ship under US sanctions sinks after an engine room blast? I know, crazy right? But like, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us for the ultimate underwater adventure as you explore the wreckage of the sunken ship and uncover hidden treasures. But watch out for the radioactive fish mutants that lurk in the depths, they’re not too friendly.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this – rumor has it that the ghost of the ship’s captain haunts the server, seeking revenge on anyone who dares to plunder his shipwreck. So like, be prepared to face some spooky encounters while you’re exploring.

So come on, join us on this insane Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a shipwreck and battled radioactive fish mutants all in one day? Let’s get this party started!

NoCensor OpenSource FunLand

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Censorship, companies, consequences, Content Creation, Development, digital age, ethical considerations, Ethics, FUNLAND, generation, harmful content, innovation, internet, models, NoCensor, open source, opensource, Prevention, Regulation, sexual content, Technology

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Villages Defended:	9

so like, u know how some servers are all strict and boring? well not dis one, cuz we don’t care bout censorship or rules or any of dat stuff. we let u do whatever u want, even if it’s totally cray cray.

like, we got this one player who built a giant statue of a chicken that shoots fireballs out of its butt. and another player who made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. it’s lit, fam.

plus, we got all the mods and plugins u could ever want. want to ride a unicorn into battle? we got u. want to turn all the mobs into dancing llamas? done and done. want to blow up the entire map with TNT? well, maybe not that one, but u get the idea.

so come join us on dis server and let your imagination run wild. just don’t blame us if u end up getting banned for building a giant statue of a naked Steve. hey, we never said we were totally uncensored, just mostly uncensored.

Cancer Cure Crafters

advanced medical technology, Cancer, Cancer Cell Conversion, Cancer Cell Reprogramming, Cancer Cell Reversal, Cancer Cell Reversion, Cancer Cell Transformation, Cell State Conversion, Cell State Reversion, Colon Cancer Therapy, Colon Cancer Treatment, Crafters, cure, groundbreaking technology, innovative treatment, medical breakthrough, new technology, Non-toxic Cancer Treatment, normal cells, Normal Colon Cells, Revert Cancer Cells, Side Effects Avoidance, Tumor Cell Treatment

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest tech dat can turn cancer cells into normal cells! like, imagine u mining for diamonds and suddenly u get hit with a cancer cell but BAM, our tech swoops in and turns it into a normal cell like it ain’t no thang. no side effects, just pure minecraft fun! join now and let’s cure cancer, one block at a time!

Kid’s Dream Heels 1.20.6

1.20.6, childhood desires, childhood dreams, childhood fashion, childhood favorites, childhood footwear, childhood memories, dream, fashion choices, fashion influences, fashion trends, favorite shoes, heels, High heels, Kids, kids fashion, Nostalgia, retro fashion, shoe memories, shoe obsessions, shoe preferences, shoe styles, vintage heels

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF!

Imagine a world where you can build the craziest heels you liked when you were a kid, like, who wouldn’t want that?

We got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into tiny little pixelated pieces.

And the community? Oh man, don’t even get me started on the community, they’re like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, it’s magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building those childhood heels, bro!

California Changed Its Laws On Shoplifting Minecraft SMP

#youtube, California, CHANGED.., consequences, court system, crime, criminal behavior, Hope, Justice, law enforcement, Laws, Legal System, legislation, Minecraft, penalties, recidivism, REFORM, Rehabilitation, Shoplifting, smp, societal impact, theft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Falling into the Void:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mines Excavated:	2866	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just there to welcome you to the server with a bang! And if you manage to survive that, you’ll be greeted by our resident prankster who will fill your house with chickens just for fun.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join our weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where you compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible. Or how about our “Pig Racing Derby” where you ride pigs through obstacle courses and try not to fall off (spoiler alert: you will).

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! And remember, there’s always hope…unless you’re being chased by a horde of zombie chickens.

RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7667
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	246
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Items Found:	5106
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

?1.16.5-1.21?

play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Potions Brewed:	41	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Farms Harvested:	163

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Falling into the Void:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	1729
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6335	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4755
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Players:	90/100	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3