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| Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a round of golf like you’ve never experienced before. Hit a hole-in-one and watch as a herd of pigs stampede across the course, cheering you on. And if you manage to sink a shot from the top of a mountain, a chorus of villagers will serenade you with their best rendition of “Eye of the Enderman.”
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Golfing Golem, a giant iron creature who roams the land challenging players to a game of mini-golf. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare treasures and enchanted items.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be playing golf in the most epic way possible? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the greens and emerge victorious as the ultimate Minecraft golfer!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Join us and immerse yourself in outrageous storylines and crazy adventures with other players. Want to role-play as a talking llama who’s on a mission to save the world from evil villagers? Go for it! How about a ninja turtle who’s trying to find the best pizza in all of Minecraft? The possibilities are endless!
So come on over and join us for some wacky fun and unforgettable experiences. Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft that you never knew existed!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor!
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “Ender Dragon Karaoke Night” where even the toughest mobs show off their vocal skills!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Our server has over 172,000 unique players who all share one thing in common – they’re all just 0.05% sane! That’s right, we only accept the craziest of the crazy to join our ranks. Want to build a house out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against the Ender Dragon? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a good old-fashioned prank war. So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off-limits, come join us today! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 145 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing pigs who throw the most epic raves you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where all the mobs are actually llamas in disguise.
So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as hilarious as they are talented at building giant phallic structures out of blocks. We’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to breathe, and epic battles that will make you question your sanity (in the best way possible).
And rumor has it, Doobie and Sally are already besties on the server, pulling pranks on unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. So if you want to join in on the fun, come on over and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry, because on our server, the only rule is to have a good time!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They’ve built underwater cities with functioning farms and automated contraptions that will blow your mind. Plus, they throw the best underwater raves on Saturday nights.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of ninja pandas who roam the server, challenging players to epic PvP battles. If you can defeat them in combat, they’ll teach you their ancient martial arts techniques and grant you access to their hidden bamboo forest base.
And let’s not forget about our resident wizard, Gandalf the Grey, who can summon lightning storms and cast powerful spells to protect the server from griefers and trolls. He’s also been known to host epic fireworks displays on special occasions, so you better bring your sunglasses.
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft game and join a server that’s truly out of this world, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned – once you enter, you may never want to leave.
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army. These feathered warriors will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs, even if it means launching themselves at unsuspecting players in a kamikaze attack.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who has been known to turn entire villages into giant cake sculptures overnight. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and comedy, look no further. Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us on “Dark MAGA” for a chance to ride on a flying pig, battle zombie politicians, and discover hidden treasure chests filled with MAGA hats! Our community is full of friendly players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure.
So why wait? Join “Dark MAGA” today and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even run into a creeper wearing a MAGA hat!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Who needs castles when you can create your own Hollywood sign or Reagan statue? The possibilities are endless in this wild and crazy world.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of Cold War America like never before. Just watch out for those pesky commies trying to infiltrate our server – we’ve got our eyes on you, KGB!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 74401 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:
– Beautiful buildings
– Character leveling
– Friends system
– Lots of cosmetics!
Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️
We have cool modes:
– Anarchy (1.20.4)
– Bosses
– AirDrops
– Gold block
– Star of the Edge
– Buyer
– Economy
– Clans
– Quests
– Auction
– Cosmetics
– A world without wipes for donators
– SkyPVP
– Lucky blocks
– Cosmetics
– Duels
– Auction
– Clans
– Competitions and tops
❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.
✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿
– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews
– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Explore the mystical world of Daphne where the Lamp of Malice holds unimaginable power. But be careful, because this lamp is no ordinary light source – it’s been known to turn players into chickens or summon a rain of anvils upon their heads!
Check out our official wiki for all the tips and tricks you need to survive in this wacky world. And don’t forget to grab your friend code so you can team up with other players to take on the challenges that await you.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in Daphne, anything can happen!
| Players: | 100/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Star Shards Collected: | 90 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
