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rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs can talk and trees grow cookies. our community is full of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of blocks of cheese and have epic dance parties in the town square.

we even have a secret society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare emeralds. join us now and become part of the wackiest minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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