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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8316 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Enchantments Applied: | 199 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.