Half Gone Minecraft SMP

Barely, coping, determination, Dysfunctional, emotional turmoil, Functioning, half gone, HARD, Hope, inner strength, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, not ending, perseverance, resilience, self-care, smp, Struggle, Support, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5660

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring, well-functioning Minecraft servers? Do you thrive in chaos and dysfunction? Then boy, do we have the perfect place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where half of the server is gone, but we’re still chugging along like nothing happened. It’s like a post-apocalyptic wasteland, but with creepers and zombies instead of mutants. Who needs a fully functioning server anyway? Come join the madness and see if you can survive in this barely functioning world. Just remember, we don’t plan on ending anytime soon, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mines Excavated:	1983	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Runes Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Divine Spears Created:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Emeralds Found:	3782	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8360
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchantments Applied:	275	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	2245	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyCartOnline

CraftyCartOnline, Delivery, ecommerce, online order, online purchase, online shopping, Online shopping addiction, online shopping benefits, online shopping convenience, online shopping deals, online shopping discounts, online shopping experience, online shopping habits, online shopping recommendations, online shopping reviews, online shopping security, online shopping tips, online shopping trends, online shopping websites, Shopping Online

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about online shopping again! Our server is so addicting that you’ll forget all about buying things in real life. Who needs new clothes when you can have a diamond armor set in the game, am I right? Plus, our server has a secret shop where you can trade in your virtual currency for real-life items. That’s right, we’ve got a direct line to Amazon and we’re not afraid to use it. So come join us and say goodbye to online shopping forever!

Mooshland

1.21.3, Chest sho, Chest Shops, Community Even, Community Events, Custom Ite, Custom Items, Earth, hey there, Java 1.21.3+, jo, Jobs, Live M, Live Map, MooshLand, per, Perks, Survival, tow, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Love Letters Sent:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Mooshland Server Overview

Feature	Description
Towny	Create your own towns and nations on Earth
Jobs	Earn money by playing Vanilla Minecraft with a simplified job system
Perks	Earn perks with in-game currency for quality-of-life improvements
Live Map	Online interactive map showing your location on Earth
Chest Shops	Buy and sell with other players through interactive chest shops
Custom Items	Three sets of tools and armor to improve gameplay efficiency
Community Events	Stay updated with upcoming events and rewards

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version does Mooshland run on?	Mooshland runs on Java 1.21.3
How can I join the server?	Type /help after joining the server with the IP: mooshland.com
Are there any restrictions on building towns or nations?	No, players are free to create their own communities on Earth
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, through interactive chest shops for buying and selling items
Is there a limit to the number of perks I can earn?	No, players can earn multiple perks with in-game currency

Flare’s Tranquil Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, bad behavior, cover, DISRESPECTFUL, disruptive, disruptive behavior, drama queen, entitled, flare’s tantrums, flares, free shit, friendship, Haven, holomems, out of control, Problematic, problematic behavior, Rein, self-centered, spoiled, TOXIC, Tranquil

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8674
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where we have players throwing tantrums like Flare! Get free stuff from other players just to avoid their drama. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these? We need someone to rein in the chaos, but until then, let the madness ensue! Join now for a wild ride of confusion and questionable friendships!

HairCraftVacay

Afro Caribbean, Appointment, Communication, cultural adaptation, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, DUBAI, Frustration, Google Searches, hair care, HairCraftVacay, Marriage, misunderstandings, Saudi Arabia, self-care, social media, stylist, Time management, vacation, vacation activities, vacation planning

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mines Excavated:	2902
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us and leave behind the woes of bad hair days in Saudi Arabia – we have virtual Afro salons with stylists who will never keep you waiting for 7 hours! Plus, our virtual husbands are always understanding and supportive, even if your hair takes a little longer to style than expected.

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and make new friends who won’t ignore you just because of a bad hair day. Trust us, this server is the ultimate vacation destination where you can be the hero of your own story without any judgment. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP

affluent, comfort, exclusive, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high end, indulgence, Lavish, Loaded, luxury, luxury brands, luxury experiences, luxury goods, Luxury items, luxury living, luxury travel, LuxuryLootsMinecraftSMP, Opulent, Premium, Upscale, wealth

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Emeralds Found:	5452	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. Like, seriously, it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, bro. Like, you’ll be swimming in diamonds, I swear. And the best part? We have a secret underground club where we throw parties with villagers and pigs. It’s wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. We have a roller coaster that goes through a lava lake. It’s like, the most intense ride ever. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army. They’re so cute, you’ll wanna take them home with you.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples? Yeah, we’re basically living the high life on this server. So, if you wanna join and live like a Minecraft king, hit me up, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AwkwardlyLitMC

amusing, awkward, awkward moment, AwkwardlyLitMC, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Experience, funny, hindsight, humor, INSIGNIFICANT, laughable, lighthearted, logically speaking, MINOR, not that bad, perspective, social situation, trivial, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8584
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Crops Grown:	1796
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Mines Excavated:	2424
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken! Yes, you heard that right – our chickens are not your average farm animals, they are massive beasts ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot? Well, on our server, that’s just another Tuesday. Our zombie villagers are not your typical brainless creatures, they are trained in the art of vegetable warfare and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking cacti. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

Pixel Pioneers: Less Data, Same Fun

data, data accuracy, data acquisition, data analysis, data collection, data compression, data efficiency, data interpretation, data management, data optimization, data processing, data reduction, data reduction techniques, data representation, data sampling, data utilization, Fun, information loss, machine learning, Pioneers, PIXEL, sampling, signal processing, subnyquist rates

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7

join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are always glitching and the mobs are always dancing! we have the most epic loot drops and the craziest mini games you’ve ever seen.

imagine mining for diamonds and finding a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows. or battling a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

we also have the most advanced technology, allowing you to sample at subnyquist rates without losing any information. you’ll be getting the same accuracies with less data, all while riding a flying pig through the sky.

so come join us on our wacky adventure and experience minecraft like never before!

Lone Buzzed Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, anxious, at peace with life, buzzed, completely detached, creative projects, dead pan depressed, full of motivation, genuinely happy, get buzzed alone, get drunk at a party, hard labor, liquid courage, lone, Quest, Relaxed, sad, SILENT

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual party experience! Get buzzed alone in the game and feel genuinely happy and at peace with life. You’ll be so relaxed and full of motivation to do creative stuff or projects, it’s like you’re doing hard labor with ease. But wait, there’s more! Get drunk at a virtual party with other players and feel sad, silent, more anxious, and dead pan depressed. It’s like liquid courage my ass, but in Minecraft form! Join now for a wild ride of emotions and questionable life choices!

H2ORevengeCraft

alcohol, anger, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Controlling, Disrespect, dumping water, EMBARRASSMENT, FLIRTING, H2ORevengeCraft, husband, Marriage, Public, Respect, Upset

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to dump virtual water on your friends when they make fun of you! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the night this Reddit user had with her husband and Greg.

Experience the thrill of defending yourself against disrespectful players, all while trying to keep your cool (and your drink). Who knows, you might even end up rubbing elbows with your enemies and making jokes about how terrible of a player you are!

Join now for a chance to unleash your inner AH (Amateur Hero) and show off your skills in the most outrageous ways possible. Just remember, in our server, anything can happen – including a water fight with your husband!